Heikal Family Monopoly Shenanigans
Alister has not been allowed to be banker since the Great Embezzlement Incident
Even without cheating Al is still one of the best at the game
Whenever Heat gets in wayy too much debt he'll just make puppy eyes at Al
it works
The twins get REALLY competitive with each other. Sometimes they'll get so caught up in making sure they have more than the other that they won't realize they're the most broke at the table
Heat will go easy on all the kids, leaving them monopolies and pulling them out of debt
This does NOT extend to his husband, and he will take every opportunity to fuck him over
Dahlia won half the games just by being adorably excited about making deals when she was younger
She stopped getting youngest treatment once Virya was old enough to play
Kept her advantage anyways because she's ruthless on the board
Fiasco is usually quiet for most of the game, enjoying the rest of the fam get riled up while he watches
Thanks to that, he completely wiped the board once and no one noticed until it was too late. The fam jokes that they have to watch out for the Monopoly Master for forever after
Virya has stolen each of the pieces from the box to use as toys at least once
She's replaced Al's hat with the token before and he found it so funny she didn't even get in trouble for losing the real one
and finally
Get gay baby jail'd