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[scandalshq]

            okay , angels , after a brief discussion on the dash , we are going to be business as usual in terms of the state of the world . covid - 19 isn’t a roleplay topic and we have collectively decided as a group , and for our own mental health , to completely ban the topic all together . so no muses should be quarantined or anything of the like . we can live vicariously through our threads and go get that chipotle we want !  with that said , any threads / plots / interactions that pertain to being on lockdown do not need to be discarded , rather just redirect the narrative .

[codyvllen]

i decided to try my hand at some baking today , that was a fucking disaster in of itself . not only did the damn cake explode in the oven , which i have no clue how that’s even possible , but whatever --- ricky also thought it was funny to switch my sugar with salt . did i beat his ass afterwards ? absolutely . so now he has to cook an entire five course meal for me . if anyone wants leftovers , i’ll have him deliver it to your doorstep too . consider me charitable or whatever .

[jstiin]

public service announcement ! gather around folks ! the highly anticipated return of justin drew bieber to his continuously flourishing music career is finally here. well, not here just yet, but try to keep your pants on until next week. i know i’ve been tryin’ to follow the lord’s way to become a better man, but i’m way too tired of being harassed by fans on the street for a banger. so, you’re welcome in advance. anyway, it’s been awhile since i’ve been out from under my rock n’ it’s coachella weekend, so you better believe i’m makin’ it ─── justin-chella ? still workin’ on the name. enough about me cause there’s MORE to come ... but, uh, what the fuck have i missed ?

[sacredselenaz]

☾    》incoming imessage.

SEL: so... i was in the studio today, and it dawned on me

SEL: i'm actually making a second album, and that's really intense :// i might just break down right now thinking of the fact that i have the opportunity to do this

SEL: i'm such a fucking sap pls kill me.. or feed me. food shuts me up too

[hcders]

i think my favorite part about emmy weekend is hopping right back into work the next day, no time to celebrate— my party is basically drowning in fake blood and yelling at henry winkler. what a treat!

[ariiivnas]

someone tweeted a teacup pig with the caption “free to a good home.” her face was so freaking precious, it was hard to pass her up. i wouldn’t have, but frankie yelled at me and told me i didn’t need another one. 

[nckjcns]

         it’s way too often in my life where i’m looking at myself and i’m like.. ‘fuck, what have i gotten myself into ?’ i could give you about a million examples but this one happened just now. i was out doing a morning jog in my neighborhood and my neighbor is pretty fuckin’ old.. like, not to rain on her parade i’m sure it’s been an amazing eighty something years but old is old. and she’s complaining about how her lawn mower broke... and i, your everyday disney prince, decided to let her use mine. anyways, she didn’t know HOW to use it, and now i ended up spending my morning mowing a large ass piece of land and i don’t even mow my OWN lawn. i got lemonade and a sandwich after, though. so i guess you can say i’m sixteen again doing favors for the neighbor.

[darthkylie]

☾❦➜ [ ᴏᴘᴇɴ sɴᴀᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ

KYLIEJENNER: hi, hello.. public announcement. i’m on a lil vaca with my lil burrito but it just hit me that she’s going to be 1 soon and im bROKEN KYLIEJENNER: also, in other topics i have a recent love with every kind of taco ever and i think i need taco rehab pls send help