Bandwagoning off @worldsworstemployee's delightful incorrect quotes post with some of my own <3 I am absolutely making this a series and will ABSOLUTELY put some of the OCs this blog has things going on with into the generator if people want me to. I'm having a great time
*Poppy and Prototype are texting*
Poppy: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Prototype: What did they change my name to?
Poppy: Chosen One.
Prototype: Don’t change it back.
Poppy: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Prototype: I’m the chosen one.
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The Doctor: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Catnap…
Prototype: As you should be.
The Doctor: No, for real, he's kind of-
Prototype: As. You. Should. Be.
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Doey: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Poppy: What's wrong with you??
Doey: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Dogday: No, she means other than that.
Doey: Ohhhhhh.
Doey: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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Dogday: I believe in you, Catnap!
Catnap, to himself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Dogday can think to say to me is that he doesn't doubt my existence.
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Poppy: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Poppy: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Poppy: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Prototype: This is Monopoly.
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Player, to Catnap: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Catnap: *thinking*
Catnap: 1989.
Player: 1989…?
Catnap: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Prototype out so I let them hug me.
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Poppy: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Poppy: Violently practices.
The Doctor: Violently studies.
Doey: Violently sleeps.
Dogday: Violently shoots pictures.
Catnap: Violently boxes.
Prototype: Violently murders people.
Doey: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Poppy: What the hell is wrong with you?
Prototype: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
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Poppy: I ran into Doey in Home Sweet Home at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.
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Poppy, texting: Answer your phone
Prototype, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone
Poppy: Understood
Poppy, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Ollie.
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Catnap: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Dogday: What?
Catnap: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Player: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ Punctuation only means one thing, Poppy. He's mad at you.
Poppy: No, it's Ollie. He's just being grammatically correct!
meanwhile
Prototype: And then I used a period so she'd know that I'm mad at her.
Catnap: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Prototype: I stand by my choice.
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Lily: Do you think I'm plastic?
Catnap: No.
Lily: Phew. Oka-
Catnap: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.
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Prototype: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Catnap: I saw you.
Prototype: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Dogday in a turkey costume.
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Prototype: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Dogday: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Prototype: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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*Something crashes*
Lily: Shoot-
Doey: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Prototype: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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Lily: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
The Doctor: Lily-
The Doctor: It- it was just an ant-
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Kissy: Hey, can we stay in Safe Haven tonight?
Doey: Why?
Kissy: Angel fiddled with a ouija board and cursed our hideout.
Kissy: Poppy doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Prototype: I hate you.
Catnap: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Prototype: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.
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Dogday: Let’s not Sawyer this into a worse situation than it already is.
The Doctor: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Doey: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Lily: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Doey: No problemo!
Doey, internally: But it was all problemo.
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Doey: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Prototype does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Catnap: If Prototype were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Prototype jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Doey: You jump off a cliff!
Catnap: Gladly, provided Prototype did first.
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Prototype: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Prototype: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
// You guys have got me back on the Ollie audio page again and can we just appreciate this:
SO MUCH FUNNIER when you remember Prototype can just. Create the static with his voicebox. I wonder how many calls between the Protolings end with ye olde "oops you're breaking up xzsxklzxlskxzxzskxz bad reception xzksixakwadxzsxklszjxjaxzfxzzzzzzzz byeeeee"
