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[knghtlock]

finally.... my return, as foretold. i'm gonna try to bne a bit productive today & get to some starters & replies, but uh. the reason i haven't been here This Time is because tragedy.... tragedy struck me at the roller rink....... ( injury tw / hilarious story under the cut )

the tragedy, of course, being doing the splits while justin bieber's "baby" ( specifically, the ludacris interlude ) blared over the speakers. the problem, of course, being that it was involuntary & i have never been able to do the splits. you can imagine the panic of the rink staff & the THREE CHILDRENS BIRTHDAY PARTIES worth of concerned parents that came to my rescue. i was WHEELED OFF THE SKATE FLOOR IN A WHEELCHAIR. i had to do the macarena SITTING DOWN. and i did ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF MY LITTLE COUSIN AFTER TRYING TO BE COOL !

so yeah, i've been icing my leg and playing subnautica 2 & overwatch. but soon. my return... as foretold /silly