Introducing - the Shrinken
You know those D&D sessions where utter mayhem happens and you have no idea how you got from point A to point utter idiocy? Yeah, that.
In the middle of tonight's session (and please don't ask me what led up to it because I have NO IDEA, I JUST LITERALLY LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND AND THERE IT WAS), right as we were preparing a FUNERAL for one of our DEAREST NPCs, one of our party members shared the following pic in our Discord chat (picture found at: https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/weird-animal-hybrids):
We saw it and immediately went - boss. So, introducing the Shrinken (my "Chimp" suggestion was sadly overruled due to an alleged member of the animal kingdom which already holds this name).
Stats are currently being worked on by our DM. One of our buddies will also make a fully serious illustration of the beast. The NPC funeral has been put on hold (i.e. none of us give a damn currently because SHRINKEN).
Help, lol.
Edit: Currently we are discussing a sub-species called the Freud Shrinken. It makes you self-conscious about your relationship with your parents.