1. < counter is UNSANITARY, couch seems cramped, so, dryer. >2. < ……..I FEEL LIKE MOST OF THESE DEPEND ON ME /NOT/ BEING A VIRGIN….. >3. < fictional??? uh. the phantom of the opera >4. < so i have this tattoo, right? trace the tattoo and i will melt. holy shit don’t do it in public >5. < uh, in a police station? >6. < WAS WHEN I DIDN’T HAVE ONE >7. < some guy was cleaning a gun once and it was like he was doing it PURPOSEFULLY seductive. >8. < cloth, or something. does no one know what chafing is >9. < again. the tattoo. don’t abuse that power. >10. < bottom >11. < we were about to dry hump but then his dog joined in the fun >12. < is one orgasm ever enough >13. < this isn’t even sexual, but i have a bottle of jack that i’d rather keep to myself, so, shh. >14. < dated this one fucking russian who called me немой as if i didn’t have a goddamned name. most degrading shit ever >15. < one thing i like is that it sounds fun as hell. another thing i like is that it sounds hot as hell, and sort of REQUIRES another person, there’s no replacing it. >16. < some guy tried to get me to pole dance on a cue stick once, and then massaged my boobs with an eight ball. i never talked to him again >17. < i don’t want to do that ??? >18. < NOOOOOOOOOOOO >19. < all of them, probably, i don’t pay much attention to teachers. and they’re old. >20. < chocolate. i can hardly ever afford chocolate. it’d be so fancy. >21. < do you see me? as long as you’re not goliath i don’t really care >22. < i just can’t convince myself to agree to put a dick in my ass, honestly;;; >23. < uhh. either slowly undressing me or kissing me with a tongue piercing. >24. < neck, chest, and upper back. >25. < while out at dinner. because you’re already paying for a meal and now you have to sit there all uncomfortable until you can eat and pay and get home to take care of it. >26. P.K. neglects to answer this one, looking rather angry.27. < worst sexual idea i ever had is wanting to have sex at all, guys are weird >28. < idk what? fapping means, sorry >29. < that i deserve to be having some. thanks, mom. >30. < ????? >31. < if - what? >32. < again. if they trace my tattoo, we’re fucking. or they’re mercilessly teasing me. >33. < my legs. they’re strong. all of me is, but at least they look like it. >34. < all i’ve done is made out with people and been felt up. so yeah, i love that. >35. < love is greater than sex. >36. < wait, people wear clothes to bed? i mean, all i wear is my underwear. mostly because i don’t want bugs crawling in there. >37. < i don’t remember. a few years ago. >38. < no >39. < I HAVEN’T HAD SEX >40. < maybe >41. < that….maybe. if it was two guys. no homo. >42. < my…hand? >43. < nooooooooo, ew, learning germs >44. < woah, that sounds fun. sure! >45. < wonderwall >46. < piercings. >47. < myself >48. < i don’t watch porn. it feels sort of like being fetishized. it’s weird. i don’t like it. >49. < ARE YOU JUST RUBBING THIS IN MY FACE NOW >50. < i don’t know where they would have gotten them, so no >51. < fireplaces. >52. < nah, m8 >53. < a little. mostly if they deserve it. not if it’s like a chore, or something. >54. < TATTOOS ARE THE BEST, I HAVE SOME, EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TATTOOS >55. < i don’t really care, but someone needs to take mine >56. < idk??? hot sauce?? >57. < what’s tumblr? >58. < i….no, i can’t afford them, and i’d be sort of embarrassed to buy them. >59. < if i had one, it doesn’t matter, right? >60. < yeah? fuck you >61. < a fucking prostitute. at least then i’m not just objectified and made into a walking fetish for some shithead’s entertainment. at least then i’m getting something out of it. >62. < NO, I DON’T. > 63. < are you calling me short. >64. < yeah. not sexually. next question. >65. < my ex. hatori. no. >66. < his would probably be better than mine, so, definitely!! >67. < i wear pants, usually, so i guess so. >68. < guys usually don’t. >69. < what the FUCK kinda question is this >70. < look at that booty, show me the booty, i love the booty, oh what a booty >71. < tsuneo, because it’d probably be really, really tiny and pathetic, just like his. (: >72. < i guess, yeah. >73. < i wouldn’t do that. the fuck. >74. < pepper kenya >75. < I HAVEN’T HAD SEX, YOU ASSHOLE >76. < i’d wonder how they got my address, firstly. >77. < i was like woah, that’s wrinkly, how is it so flexible. >78. < i would find makoto and convince him to have sex with me five times. >
