#shslpawnee

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How is this a 'child-sized' soda?

Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year-old child.

... If the child was liquified.

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Jin is the best, but he's forty.

When I was born, he was already in college, which means if we were friends back then he would have been hanging out with a baby.

Jin doesn't know anything about infant care.

Oh my god... He could have killed me.

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I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.