#shslpunchline

[toshio-fukawa]

✉ ✘ ☠ ❤ ♣

❤ I saw a Tv show where the comedian was booed off the stage and people threw things at him. It reminded me of you.

✉ What is the funniest joke you know? Because I bet I wouldn’t find it very funny.

✘ Why did the poet cross the road? To go drink himself unconscious.

☠ I’m not too found of how close you’ve been getting to Byakuya-sama. Watch yourself.

♣ I wan Bakuys-ama to run

[shslktenologistt]

✉ ✘ ☠ ❤ ♣

| 2 AM Text |[2:30 AM ; To Akira] For the last time, I don't like Marian.[2:32 AM ; To Akira] In fact[2:32 AM ; To Akira] I think I have an important thing to do tomorrow[2:33 AM ; To Akira] Goodnight. 

| Unsent Text |[Draft ; To Akira] [attachment: IMG_2398.jpeg] Is that Eren?

| Threatening Message |[17:32 PM ; To Akira] If you don't stop claiming that I have a crush on Marian, I'm gonna [17:32 PM ; To Akira] Do something.[17:33 PM ; To Akira] I don't know what yet though.

| Affectionate/Lusty/Loving Message |[13:15 PM ; To Akira] You're just perfect, okay? Jeez it's even embarrassing to say through text...[13:15 PM ; To Akira] I think I made a really huge mistake.[13:16 PM ; to Akira] That wasn't for you I promise.[13:16 PM ; To Akira] I'm really embarrassed. 

| Drunk Text |[2:00 AM ; To Akira] hthotoooootttttyy [2:02 AM ; To Akira] daknmiit im [2:02 AM ; To Akira] fkjlDAMN uHUGESASS triese  

[shslktenologistt]

Whatcha doin there, Eren? Readin a book? Singin a song? Suckin some DICK?

[shslktenologistt]

*plays saxophone solo* ☡

Oh no. Oh hell no. If she caught him accidentally peeping on her, she'd give him a mouthful for sure. He had to get out of here. As he backpedaled away, his back knocked into the door and he saw her turn slightly. That movement was all he needed -- quickly he ran down the hall as fast as he could. I swear, she'd better not have saw me or...

"Hey, Eren, where ya headed?" SHIT.

[shslktenologistt]

shslpunchline replied to your audio post:

Two minutes of silence?

idk if anyone else is just hearing silence but it's the red lobster advertisement from episode 22 of welcome to night vale disgusting laughter

[shslktenologistt]

shslpunchline replied to your post: Hey, are you Spi-chan's friend?

W-what’s wrong with spi-chan? She’s kinda cute, even with the whole… mask thing!

An expression of dislike and revulsion was on his face in an instant. "How could anyone like her? She's obnoxious and has no self control! P-plus she won't leave me alone, even when I ask nicely! Wait...you mean you actually kind of like her?!"

[shslktenologistt]

Hey, are you Spi-chan's friend?

"She gives me stomach aches on a daily basis..."

[shslcourier]

Three are visiting the courier:

shsl-tailor started following you

shslpunchline started following you

shsl-mathematician started following you

"Oh goodness, more new faces? Please let me introduce myself -- My name's Liesel Stenberg, and I'm the academy's Super High-School Level Mail Carrier. If you ever need anything delivered, I'm the girl to call! Don't be shy!" ♡