#shuowang

[crustbuster]

(( shuowang )) ☟ (( THIS IS GONNA BE BAD ))

Awh, shucks, had he got turned around again? Every time they went on a pack hunt, he’d get distracted, ‘n’ then he’d get lost, ‘n’ then Mom ‘n’ Dad would yell at him in front of the rest of the pack, and that was always so embarrassing! The thought of it made his cheeks hot and his eyes prick with tears, and the wolf sunk to the ground in despair, resting his chin on his knees.

As far as he could tell, he was on the outskirts of the forest, but... it just wasn’t right. Everything felt all wet ‘n’ yucky, and it wasn’t the right kinda cold like back home. Before, everything had been all, like, warm and red and crisp, but now it was all... damp. Augh! Why did he suck so bad?! He’d had enough - he was gonna find the pack himself, ‘n’ he wasn’t gonna get yelled at this time! He was almost a big boy - nearly nine! - ‘n’ big boys didn’t ever get told off. Clambering to his feet and scrubbing his face on his shirt, Freddie clomped determinedly away from the forest and towards the town - not a town he’d ever seen before, which only made him feel more anxious. Just like his mom ‘n’ dad told him, he found the first nice lookin’ person he could and tugged on his shirt, asking loudly, “Uh, ‘scuse me, sir, but I’m lookin’ for Grand Falls..!”

[crustbuster]

(( shuowang )) ❗️

❗️for an urgent text

[text] dude com outside rn for free pizza!!!!

[text] cmon while its still hot!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[text] guessin u fell asleep again lol!! ur a total college dude haha

[text] left pizza on porch 4 ur breakfast :) peace out

[crustbuster]

(( shuowang )) #

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

benji boy 🐰😂

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

a photo of a veggie supreme pizza (freddie tends to do this to remember regular customers.. hes not very bright)

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

he doesn’t rlly do custom ringtones.. its jst w/e his current ringtone is so probs a snippet frm a vaccines song or smth

my muse’s last text to your muse

“dude i’m outside ✌✌”

[crustbuster]

crust the two of us

[x]

An instinctive responding grin slowly lit up Freddie’s face, albeit dimly, and he bobbed his head, feet moving aimlessly beneath him. From the kitchen, a shout came to remind him that the steaming pizza beside him was for the woman who had been waiting behind the chatty customer for… uh, maybe a long time, actually. Huh. Still moving languidly, he slid it across the counter and watched her collect it with a blank expression, almost asleep on his feet, before turning back at the question. “Uh, dude, it’s whatever. You’re, like, still hanging around for the pizza, right? So, like, it still counts as the same drink. Or, whatever, that’s what I’ll tell the boss, right? Yeah?” Barely masking a yawn, the wolf extended a paw for the cup. 

 As he made slow work of filling the cup again, he kept up a constant nod. Whoa. This dude was, like, crazy smart. Like, using long words and shit, and making mad jokes about the government. Daaaamn. Kinda made sense though. Like, he’d never seen a college around or anything. Heh. Sliding the refilled drink across the counter and giving a shrug, palms turned up in a wordless dude, Freddie admitted, “It’s all on my folks, man. Like, they sent me out here and shit. I think I was, like, harshing their vibes or whatever. Still jammin’ round the house. They knew the dudes - uh, the guys, y’know - who run this joint so… prolly on orders to stop me stuffin’ my face. Heh.”