Sep 23, 2015
A porn blog started following me? I'm flattered, but why?
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A porn blog started following me? I'm flattered, but why?
WHY DO I GET CRAVINGS WHEN STORES ARE CLOSED?
How to make soup:
1: cut up a bunch of greens 2: put them in a pot 3: poor water in the pot 4: set it to boil 5: lay down for a sec while you wait 6: get woken up by screaming room mate 7: clean up your mess and repeat
I remember when I was sixteen and I had to google different headwear because my teacher kept calling a burqa a hijab, and what she was thinking of was a friggin niqab.
Braking news: none of Fiddleford Mcgucket's lines are written down, Alex Hirsch is just really drunk on moonshine
Dude, no, i will not switch the fucking station for you, YOU changed to a christian channel and I've had 18 years of training to zone that bullshit out.
I keep thinking about Beyoncey’s “All the single ladies” and how it could be a conversation, then I started thinking about it being a convo between Stanford and Stanley
Stanley: All the single ladies?
Stanford: All the single ladies.
and Fiddleford in the background wondering how he ended up working with morons
If you see me laughing while typing pray for these three things:
1: i'm not in the same fandom as you 2: if i am, pray we don't have the same otp 3: if i do, pray for your soul I mask heartbrake as fluff