#shut up loo

[lastoneout]

So at the theater I work at we had to get space heaters for the Box Office because the people who designed the building were twats from Phoenix who don’t understand how winter works, so it would get fucking FREEZING in there even with the central heating on. 

Anyway the space heaters looked exactly the same obviously, but on one only half of the heating coils worked for some reason so we decided to name them Fred and George as a joke, and I SHIT YOU NOT, the one we named Fred was the first one to break, while the one named Gorge is still kicking strong with only half of its parts working.

We put Fred to rest (threw him in the trash compactor) last week. It was sad day for all of us.  

[lastoneout]

I am the biggest dumbass who has ever lived and I would kindly ask that someone come put me out of my misery as soon as possible.

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I mean like...I know that it will only be a few more days until I get paid, and then I can afford to buy enough food to eat regularly. And I know that all of this last month I basically just ate one meal a day...and it wont be hard to do it for another week...but those couple days of like...eating three meals a day...those were really, really nice. 

I’m just really hungry. 

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why cant you just be bad all the time, why do you still have to let out those stupid glimmers of the dad you could have been for me, the good person underneath all of it

it makes it so hard to hate you

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GUESS WHO JUST TURNED 20 NERDS

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I feel super werid I think Im going to lie down for a while

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Time to draw some benny/cop sads

[lastoneout]

Ok so all of this angst is seriously ruining me I was watching Brother Bear 2 and the part with the avalanche and Koda gets buried and Kenai just sounds so desperate and my brain went 'but what if Koda did die' and then I had to fucking slap myself in the face