#shutitjaxsen

[macaqueyfreedom]

Hey-ho kiddos!

Guess who just got Operation Macaquey Freedom 2k15'd back to Flint today!

Yep. This guy

I lost most of my stuff (again) but I've gotten so used to it that I don't even really care anymore.

Staying with Tedhams and Turtle, and HOPEFULLY I'll have a working phone soon...Like, I have a phone, cos Jay went and bought me an HTC, but it doesn't have service right now, so it's basically a shiny paperweight for the moment.

Eh... I was gonna rant about the how/why but I just don't have the energy to do it right now. I'm jsut glad to be away from my damn mother and her bitchass boyfriend and his family.

Once my phones working I'll let everyone who wants/needs the number know, and once I know what the hell the address is I'm staying at I'll let everyone know that too.

But for right now I'm going to sit here and watch a bunch of nerds play video games and try to catch up on a few of my Tumblr babes....and maybe look for job openings if I don't fall asleep on Dave's couch since I haven't slept in 2 days.

[macaqueyfreedom]

There are people I've known for years, hell there are people I've known my entire life, who I'm terrified to even say "Hi" to... And then there's hoechlinstick who I've been in a mutual with for like 3 seconds and we're sitting here already discussing werewolf sex kinks.

Yay personal growth!...And sticking too my NYR to be more honest with people!

[macaqueyfreedom]

guys i am le bored send me asks plz?

like....just ask me shit you wanna know? or give me writing prompts? (you have to specify which of my brainchildren its for though okay) or send me crochet patterns for cute softies or scarves or hats or anything really?

i'm bored and i need to be entertained and get my mind off how much pain i'm in

[macaqueyfreedom]

things jax wants/need right now

 a warm, dark room that's mostly quiet

an ice pack

a pile of blankets to burrow under

a human space heater to lay against that'll pet my hair and let me pay them in soda and cheerios

[macaqueyfreedom]

puzzlie plz tell me you picked one yarn in your favorite color? Also which one? I have a Frientine ™ idea and I need to know dis. No I will not tell you what my idea is. *plotting dragon noises*

[macaqueyfreedom]

I think I have just enough yarn to make a kickass pastel pink blue white and yellow camo octopus...but it's fucking fuzzy baby yarn and do you KNOW how hard it is to crochet anything not square/rectangle shaped with that shit?

*flops*

All I wanted for Christmas/My birthday was some fucking yarn and the only thing I got was a fucking Hello Kitty merkitty plushie from my sisters asshole boyfriend 

Not that I don't love my Merkitty, but I WANT FUCKING YARN

I am a needlecrafter, I just want to make cute shit to give to people

[macaqueyfreedom]

Hardwick...your Shipper is showing. You do remember this is live TV, yes?

[macaqueyfreedom]

Tedhams hates candy canes p2

Tedhams: They're shape irritates me Jaxsen: Their shape? You don't like them cos of their shape? What's wrong with their shape? Tedhams: My mouth is not something to be hooked Jaxsen: O. O.... Dude.... babe... no. You're doing it wrong Jaxsen: You break the curve off, nom that, then spend the next 8-18 hours slowly and carefully whittling the broken end down into a sharp point with your tongue. Tedhams: I want to hate on that but you make it sound logical Jaxsen: Everyone knows that! Jaxsen: Also, I'm proud of you for not making your first comment about tongues Tedhams: Nobody knows that Tedhams: I thought about it Jaxsen: That is literally how everyone I know eats candy canes. Tedhams: Im gonna have to politely disagree and make that comment about tongues now Jaxsen: Disagree? You can't disagree. It's a personal experience!