Jun 9, 2017
Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Mostly sit at a desk eating flamin’ hot Cheetos, drinking too much coffee while reading smutty fan fic
Person: ……
Me: Oh, you meant what I’m actually supposed to be doing
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Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Mostly sit at a desk eating flamin’ hot Cheetos, drinking too much coffee while reading smutty fan fic
Person: ……
Me: Oh, you meant what I’m actually supposed to be doing
Tfw you write like 3,000 words and then realize you essentially just went in a giant circle instead of progressing the story any...
It's a beautiful spring day so I figured why not write outside? Thank the maker for a strong wifi signal.
So every time I watch the movie "A Perfect Murder" I get this itch to write a fic where Leia is married off to a rich asshole for political reasons. She still becomes successful in politics herself but is unhappy in her marriage. She meets Han in his smuggler days and they begin an affair. Rich jerk husband finds out about Leia/Han and tries to blackmail Han, using his criminal history against him. Han comes up with another plan, double crossing rich jerk but the plan fails....sort of. Soon it's a battle of wits between Han/rich jerk and staying one step ahead of each other so both can keep themselves out of trouble. Leia finds out about secrets rich jerk is hiding from her, not sure what or who to believe anymore so she begins to seek out the truth about her husband herself. Drama ensues. If you've ever seen this movie (it's a remake of Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder) the ending would end up differently for Han/Leia (cause well...wouldn't want that for them). This is just me rambling about a silly idea that I'll never actually write.
How to lose a bunch of followers in one easy step: post a smutty antichrist Langdon fic the same day as smutty Kylo Ren headcannons 😂
I don't think I've ever laughed harder or been more proud of any comment I've ever received on a work before....
I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed of my midwestern ass that I just used “uff da” in a fic.
Good news: I'm writing something! Bad news: I'm drunk so it's probably 5,000 words of shit