#shxckingdenki

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denki will never be a hero.

someone was really trying to piss him off today. "do you need an escort to the hospital? im afraid you're highly delusional."

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@shxckingdenki​ said:  denki... means well. sometimes his brain lags and he talks before he's had a chance to think. such is life with adhd. "are you jesus?"

you know. . . he really doesn’t get paid enough for this. but he really didn’t expect any less after the kids found out his family secret. “. . . i’m not turning water into wine for you.” 

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@shxckingdenki​ sent:  "i have suspicions that you might be gay..."

he’s. . . so tired. how had the class not caught on yet? “don’t tell my husband.” at least he was in a joking mood.

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@shxckingdenki​ said:  "boi you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal--"

he’s not even blinking at this point. “i know i said i wanted to be the hottest milf in this place, but i didn’t realize this was the cost.”

[patroclusechoed]

@shxckingdenki​ sent:  "Bury me shallow. I'll be back."

he-- no. no! fuck that! “you’re going to be okay,” he had to believe that as he held the boy in his arms. “everything is going to be okay, just hold on!”

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@shxckingdenki​ sent: >  what can i say? i’m charming and irresponsible     >  *irresistible

❥     𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓  𝐎𝐍  𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃  ,  𝐀  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌  𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓  .

“. . . no, you had it right the first time.”

[compatiissante]

@shxckingdenki​

“mina thinks we’re dating because my lockscreen is one of the selfies we took together.”

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@shxckingdenki​ sent: “ i would call cloverfield daddy, and that’s a fact. ”

sentence starters: mimikyu edition

“. . . i don’t even know who that is, but at this point-- yeah, that tracks.”