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“father’s day is the one day a year dads can dress as slutty as they want and no other dads can say anything about it--” hizashi, no.

#( open. )#{he woke up and chose shitposting}

“sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose, but being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and i've chosen to make the best of things that i can.”

#( open. )

“it’s MY panic attack, i get to choose the soundtrack!” look, earth, wind, and fire calms him down. that’s just the way it be.

#( open. )#{he's straight up jamming to let's groove tho}

“is it wrong to have the kids write highly specific star wars fanfiction for class because i ran out of fics in the ao3 tag i was in or--?”

#( open. )#v. where you go i'm going so jump and i'm jumping ( main. )#{SIGHS LOUDLY}

“my husband is a BITCH and i like him! i like him SO MUCH!”

#( commentary. )#v. where you go i'm going so jump and i'm jumping ( main. )

“toss a coin to your hunter, oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty--” sho was totally going to kill him for being on this shit again.

#( open. )#v. love is the greatest magic of all ( fantasy. )#{when ur husband is a bloodhunter that deserves financial compensation tbh}

“who needs fanfic when you live the omegaverse every few months--” he’s going to be killed in his sleep, make sure they play all star at his funeral.

#nsft #( discord commentary. )#{SIR NO ONE NEEDED TO KNOW THAT}

angerblast:

“i don’t even know what i’m doing–” katsuki admits, just kind of… swinging the stick around. fake it til you make it, right? the study session has very clearly derailed, with the other students just watching the two with a lot of amusement.

“don’t worry, young padawan, i’ll teach you.” he, clearly, was having the time of his life. sometimes it was just nice to act like a kid again, okay?

“you are not a jedi master,” shota’s voice was exasperated, but his gaze was fond. hizashi could easily cute his way out of this one. what fucking gay ass nerds.

#angerblast #v. where you go i'm going so jump and i'm jumping ( main. )

angerblast:

it sounded stupid as shit, katsuki loved it. he laughs at hizashi, shaking his head. “what a cursed superhero.”

“he’s the hero we deserve, just not the hero we need right now--” hizashi please stop. but he’s amused, pleased with himself.

#angerblast

angerblast:

katsuki can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of hizashi’s reply. he’d heard the others say similar stuff but, hey, katsuki was really just vibing. he’s handed the lighsaber and pauses. katsuki bakugo was not a star wars kid growing up, but he seemed to be a natural with how he moves the lightsaber. little bastard couldn’t go down without a fight.

thank god, finally a worthy opponent! well, aside from shota, but shota was a goddamn jedi master, okay? hizashi laughed, especially at the exasperated sigh from shota but he could feel the man watching with amusement. “you’re pretty good, kid!”

#angerblast

angerblast:

katsuki laughs at the absurdity of the situation, at the idea of a fucking weed cave. “what the fuck is a weed cave?”

“no idea! but i like to imagine it’s a zelda situation where there’s just an old dude that says ‘it’s dangerous to go alone, take this’ and yeets you some weed.” hizashi what the actual fuck.

#angerblast

angerblast:

excuse him, what the fuck? he’d heard the meme a few times, but.. hey, at least katsuki is laughing right now.

thank god, he had a feeling that would either be hit or miss. an arm was thrown around the kid’s shoulder in a half hug, laughing with him. “that was a close one!”

#angerblast #v. where you go i'm going so jump and i'm jumping ( main. )

@angerblast

“no little german boy! don’t go into the weed cave!”

#angerblast

angerblast:

katsuki was behaving, he was actually being decent! he was vibing! he was looking over notes with eijiro, trying to help the other study. then he’s fucking checked with a lightsaber. he’s trying to process what happened and… he looks at his teacher. “it’s because i’m queer, isn’t it.” he spent too much time with the rainbow gang.

there was a very annoyed ‘god fucking dammit, hizashi’ coming from shota, but that was just part of the daily vocabulary at this point. “yeah! i’m gay and queerphobic, we exist.” he really, really needed to tone it down. he was at a 13 and needed to be at a 5. but he found a goddamn lightsaber, okay? several, actually. “come on, you just gonna go down like that?” and one was offered to the kid. someone had to be the fun dad around here.

#angerblast #v. where you go i'm going so jump and i'm jumping ( main. )

@angerblast

guess who’s back from the toy store with eri. and guess who the fuck bought himself something. “I’M A JEDI AGAIN--” (there was a screech of ‘NO!’ from shota across the dorm) but it’s a replica of anakin’s too so, you know. there’s a whack-- not a very hard one-- but he still gets katsuki with the flimsy plastic and laughs. okay, maybe working three jobs was getting to him because he’s just cackling.

#angerblast #{oh my god this is so stupid}

“i love my enderman husband so fucking much--” sir, you’re supposed to be teaching a class right now.

#( open. )#{he's gonna find increasingly weird ways to refer to sho and i love that for him}

“being harassed by your sleep paralysis demon? weak. i annoyed my way into mine’s heart. we’re married with children. we are not the same.”

#( discord commentary. )

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