#shxtteredyouth

[nickmonroethedevilsvessel]

shxtteredyouth replied to your post: shxtteredyouth replied to your post: D...

FRIEND NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. YOU’RE GR8 OKAY. DO NOT DOUBT YOURSELF, YOU ARE FAB. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I PULLED MY OCS OUT OF MY BUTT, BUT I STG THEY’VE BEEN THREE YEARS IN THE MAKING. BE EXCELLENT TO YOURSELF HOLLY.

I HAVE A BACK AND FORTH INFERIORITY COMPLEX. I CAN'T HELP IT. LIKE SOME DAYS I'M LIKE, "I'M A FUCKING DELIGHT." THEN WHOOPS SOMETHING SLAPS ME IN MY DUMB FACE aND I'M LIkE, "FUCK THIS. EVERYONE IS BETTER THAN ME AND CREATIVE AND COOL. AND I'M JUST A SOGGY NOODLE IN COMPARISON TO THEIR AWESOME POWER. HOW DO PEOPLE PUT UP WITH MY SHIT." WHICH I'M CLOSER TO THE LATTER AT CURRENT AND HAVE BEEN FOR LIKE A MONTH.

HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET OUT OF THESE TERRIBLE FUNKS? 

[nickmonroethedevilsvessel]

shxtteredyouth replied to your post: Damn it now I’m in that stupid envy mo...

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I'LL BE HONEST, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE I BOTH ENVY COMPLETELY, AND ALSO FUCKING STRIVE TO WRITE LIKE IN MY OWN WAY. I MEAN NOT EXACTLY BECAUSE WHERE WOULD THE VARIETY BE IF I WROTE EXACTLY LIKE YOU? BuT YOU KNOW LIKE MY OWN EQUIVALENT OF HOW GOOD YOU ARE. BECAUSE FUCK YOU ARE AWESOME.

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shxtteredyouth replied to your post: shxtteredyouth replied to your post: s...

he just rlly craves that mineral. omfg a manther?? i’m soBBING OMG

pretty much.  AND SO AM I. WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT iT MAKES ME DIE. BECAUSE mANTHER.

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shxtteredyouth replied to your post: shxtteredyouth replied to your post: W...

clearly i just show up on the dash in time to see it each time nick’s hella horny omg. i would offer up michael for the service, but they don’t rlly like each other oops. and i would offer up niamh, but she’s like 18/19 and idk about that m8ey

you really do have quite the chance for that don't you? Like there are some time frames where he's needier than usual. But usually he doesn't need to calm his tits because they're pretty calm already. It just hits so randomly though. And it's always sporadic on how long it lasts.

Because there have been times where he was thirsty for like two weeks straight.

Then sometimes it lasts for like five minutes and then he's good again. He's very weird about it.

And yeah, usually Nick doesn't go for people young enough to be his child. Like he has to have really taken a shine to them the immediate second the talked to each other.

But there have been about three very young people who were into him. Like he's the male equivalent of a cougar at times and it's fucking hilarious.

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shxtteredyouth replied to your post: Welp.All Nick wants right now is to ma...

isn’t that nick 24/7 tbh??? (also guess who predicted right and didn’t even touch the reply i owe you on michael at work today)

You would be surprised how little he is actually legitimately horny lately. Like most days the furthest he really wants to go is maybe making out and a little touching, or mostly loving affection. Or, "I wanna sexually frustrate the hell out of someone and then leave them there."

Other days it's like, "I could probably handle fucking someone today. Sounds kinda nice, actually."

and then there are moments where he's like, "The next chance I get, I'm gonna find someone who wants to go to pound town on the fuck truck."