#shy turtle

[catscafecomics]

Tips to help you out of your shell.

[forever-more-never-again]

SO my best friend was face timing me today and we got on the subject of relationships, cause she’s married and she doesn't know any other couples her age that are married. Let me remind you, she is one of the very few people in my real outside internet life who knows I am bisexual and is super supportive.

She basically told me that i need to find a relationship(tm) so that she could go on double dates with people she actually likes :) I’m like...friend, let me tell you...If I could have a relationship i would. But I am an awkward turtle who does not know the language of flirtation. 

[mrsgreenfinchthegreat]

How shy am I?

Jaiden Animations style. That's how bad I am

One time I stapled my fucking finger waiting for the teacher to check my work by accident. You may be wondering, "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STAPLE YOUR FINGER" That's a good question my friend. The answer is I have no idea

So there was a lot of blood. I ended up asking to go to the toilet, cleaned myself up and resumed my work.

I didn't even tell the teacher for fear of getting in trouble for playing with the stapler.

I was an idiot. I still am, but still less now.

Contrary to popular belief.

[therestoomuchtalkaboutghost]

[twotonetex]

So I'm on my phone and sitting in front of my turtle tank. I can hear my little Sparta swimming majestically and right when I look at him he sinks down and waddles through the rocks. Why so shy, Sparta?

[thechantryprince]

i honestly dont understand why some people are following me

but youre all perfect *smooches

[herplove]

[turtlefeed-blog]

Don't Take My Picture by ~NovRoz

Shy turtle is shy.