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[oobbbear]

[ddragonqueenn]

Aventurine wants you to think his love language is gift giving, considering he's constantly giving you gifts and doing things for you. He's a bold spender, 15,000 on a ring, 100,000 for a new, custom designed coat, and whatever other jaw-dropping amounts of credits he can spend on you, he will. It seems to anyone else that Aventurine really loves giving gifts, he showers you in presents more than anyone else- and he's a pretty big spender for anyone.

But, really, his love language is physical touch and quality time. Just having you near, being in your company, it's enough to make his heart skip a beat. Actually being able to touch you, have a hand against your shoulder- or waist- pulling you close enough that you're practically squished against him, whatever annoyingly couple-y stuff he can do, he will do so.

[totalxnostalgia]

i hate posting on tumblr, feels too intimate

[fatherfigureneeded]

how i think dispatch characters would text

Sonar

- hardly ever answers anyone, but is on his phone all the time.

- cold calls/facetimes, especially to Malevola, often while flying. nothing he says can be heard. puts the camera super close to his face while the phone is ringing on purpose

- if he does have to text something, he’s probably the person who sends 15 minute voice memos because he ‘didn’t feel like typing it out’

Flambae

- uses gifs (e.g. “this is me bashing your fucking head in” and then a gif of someone getting their face punched)

- capitalizes very inconsistently, like just random words. (“Are You in the break room Right now”)

- cannot spell ‘Mississippi’ or ‘necessary’

- has Fat Thumb Syndrome and presses the wrong keys

- not texting related, but keeps his niece’s recitals in his calendar with alerts days before

Invisigal

- leaves you on read, but has her read receipts off, and then tells you her phone died when you ask about it

- super inconsistent, like double, triple, quadruple texts, and then huge paragraphs, starts a conversation, and then vanishes two seconds later

- uses ‘ur’ and 2 instead of to, 4 instead of for, etc. - every other text you send, you see the typing bubbles and think to yourself, 'she's gonna find a way to make that sexual, isn't she? ._.'

- if she types ‘duck’, it autocorrects to fuck

- if she gets the number of a hookup, she sends them pictures of herself AND THEM naked (does not ask first)

- uses the 💦 enough for it to be in her most used

-also uses this 🥩 emoji.

- “u send?”

- probably really relates to “if you’re too shy (let me know)” by the 1975. take that how you will, but the intent was derogatorily

Punch Up

- top three emojis are 🤷‍♂️, 🔥, and 😅

- unrelated, but probably would make a very good driver, long distance, nascar, trucker, you name it. his legs probably aren’t long enough to reach the pedals though.

- captializes perfectly

- if he types the letters C-o in succession, one of the first auto suggestions to pop up is ‘cow of a cunt’, same thing for D-i-n and ‘dinna fash’

Malevola

- thumbs up warrior

- snappy, straight to the point, but still nice

- gets a little overbearing when tipsy

- does NOT send, but does take the pictures. she just keeps them to herself.

- uses 🫀 instead of ❤️

Golem

- uses voice to text, so he gets all kinds of strange typos and shit. random curses when he drops his phone and stuff. says “sorry for typos, i’m using voice to text” a lot to people who already know

- music recommendations to everyone

- downloads emoji packs themed to things he likes, but he does it by connecting a keyboard to his phone, because he’s huge

Prism

- leaves you on read too, but she keeps her read receipts on because if she’s ignoring you, she wants you to know that it’s on purpose

- makes her own emojis because she doesn’t think the existing ones have enough variety

- puts hashtags in her texts, may or may not be unironic, but it’s still funny

- another voice memos fan, she probably sends like 20 minute long stories of shit that happened since the last time she talked to the recipient

Coupé

- has a discord

- one word texts

- punctuates every time

- makes you wonder if she’s mad at you

- says “K.” in a good mood

Waterboy

- “ok!! :-)”

- chronic double texter but it’s nice

- not related to texting, but he listens to phoebe bridgers— if i hear punisher, and think about his skinny, wet little body, i want to cry

- default voicemail

Blonde Blazer

- perfect grammar, checks big words on google before she sends them

- uses “:)”

- if she types the letters T-o together, her phone assumes she’s writing ‘touch(ing) base’

Mandy

- good grammar still, but uses 2 and 4 for to and for

- uses !! a lot

- <3 also

- doesn’t always bother with uppercasing the beginning of her sentences

- so many unread messages, but it’s just because she’s genuinely busy

- calls/texts her friends when she drinks

Phenomeman

- syntax, textbook english grammar

- autocorrect is set to default, if it corrects something that he meant to type, he just assumes he was the wrong one, and sends it that way

- i see several miscommunications over misused abbreviations in his future

Royd

- dude/man/bro overuser

- his voice plays in your head when you read the texts

- sends pictures of things with no context or prompting

- ‘😁’ is probably in his top five at least

- his voicemail is customized

- i feel like he and prism chat about workplace drama n stuff over messages together, but i don’t even remember seeing them interact in game so idk… just feel like they would have good chemistry. head canon he would like her music tho. probably listen to it while fixing up the mech suit.

- his messages end up being very long, but he tries his best to summarize as effectively and efficiently as possible. makes up new abbreviations to shorten things.

[jetzladycherub]

guys let's make tropes and au/canon divergence fics to cope w driftsey in last stream. i start!

i'm writing a driftsey kid (and their name/s are inspired by shakespeare) and probably won't post this fic

[kewriam]

This song fits them a lot, couldn't stop thinking about it and made this back in june 2024

showed only to two of my friends, now posting here

[theathetingus]

When i say i kin jax i mean:

Torments others

Is a giant purple rabbit

Immortal because of a machine technically

Digitslly uploaded as code

I DO NOT MEAN:

Pushing away the people she cares about

Being transfem

Not murdering kids

Dying

I forgot the other things

Obviously this isnt a serious post, im not actually a giant purple rabbit.