I was standing next to someone with a dark brotherhood symbol T-shirt in the store today and my brilliant mind said:
“Ptss! I know who you are. Hail sithis”
He looked at me with the biggest smile I’ve ever seen when someone ELSE started dancing and said:
“ho ho ho he he he! Break that lute across my knee! And if the bard should choose to fight, wHY tHEn I’ll SeT HIs CloUthEs ALiGht!”
Then we started quoting dark brotherhood members in the middle of the seasonal isle (sale-tines candy) when someone else joined in.
Let’s just say that my girlfriend was pretty confused when she came to find me
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