Not to be THAT guy about it, but like…. Sam is in the business where like.. Evan is a stalker fanatic’s absolute worst nightmare, and I just 🤜🏻 love that for them so fucking much!!

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Not to be THAT guy about it, but like…. Sam is in the business where like.. Evan is a stalker fanatic’s absolute worst nightmare, and I just 🤜🏻 love that for them so fucking much!!
Silly thoughts:
Somehow I ended up being friends with Lux instead of enemies, and in the back of my mind there's this idea that Lux would be poking fun at Skips only to get a backhand to the head from me and the Jojo's "to be continued' when they turn around to pout at me for telling them to knock it off.
Side thought- do you think Skips Shadley is a play on Dirk Gently or am I hyperfixating too close to the lightbulb?
Called Karl “scrunkly” and now he won’t talk to me :/
honestly I can’t stop thinking about what bartender karamatsu would even do in that skit if I like walked in there by myself in a disheveled cardigan, no makeup, avoiding eye contact, and just asked for a water....
I regret to inform you all that I continue to relate to Evan Kelmp’s perspective and world view to such a profound degree that I am beginning to fear for my own mental state.
I keep seeing shit like: “Evan is everybody’s blorbo that can do no wrong, uhg, nobody criticizes him ever,” and I would just like to say: that’s absolutely Sam for me. Sam Britain can do no wrong. She is perfect, and I would die for her. Flawless. I am not worthy.
Is it too K of me to instantly think of nothing but Evan Kelmp the moment I just heard the song Indestructible by Disturbed? 😅
“What do you want me to tell your family,” the fucking second time oh my god.
I’m wailing, weeping, and retching!!