#sibling lore

[thelogicalreaper]

inch resting

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

ok guys this is my impressioon of my dumb stupid lzooeor ummm uh other insult wordfs homosoexual sibling.

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[thelogicalreaper]

REAPYYREPAY YOU WERE IN MY DREAM you possessed my father's body and then archer and you and me pkayed witchs heart together and then watched stupid dhar mann videos

very sane and normal behaviour

[thelogicalreaper]

ideal family dynamic

yeah

[thelogicalreaper]

final ask.. i think we all know what i'm going to say.

here are top 10 reasons colorado is NOT real:

1. reaper argues that, "colorado is real." Reaper uhh 420). you should never believe anything reaper says

2. google claims that some parts of the rocky mountains are in this supposed state. however, we all know that mountains are also not real.

3. reaper, as a british person in spelling (for example you use colour instead of color), i expected you to realize this... if colorado were real, it would be spelled colourado, not colorado.

4. youve claimed that, "colorado is red" (Reaper umm uhh what numbet should i use OH 69). however, it's known that many things that are red are not real. for example, math is red; while math is real, it contains many imaginary numbers such as the square root of -1 and pi that are not real. wilardo adler is also not real.

5. the shape of the state is extremely unnatural. many other states have odd shapes with twists and turns and bumps, such as the lovely state of california! and um. florida. if colorado were real, it would not have such a normal shape of a rectangle.

6. denver, the capital of "colorado", is allegedly exactly one mile high in elevation. this is too unnatural for colorado to be real, along with the state's shape.

7. jared polis, the governor of "colorado", claims to be an "entrepreneur, education leader, and public servant" according to the home page of colorado governor jared polis. you should never trust anyone who calls themself an entrepreneur

8. colorado has a state dinosaur. what the fuxk. why. anyways it's the stegosaurus because the first one was found in colorado in 1937. this is more proof colorado isn't real, because dinosaurs such as the stegosaurus are also not real; while they existed millions of years ago, colorado has never existed.

9. the city of denver, colorado made history in 1976 when it turned down being the host of the 1976 winter olympics. no sane state would ever do this, i literally have no idea why they did that, therefore, it is even more proof that colorado is not real.

10. the last reason. because i said so

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this is beautiful i have nothing to add to this post

*gives standing ovation*

[thelogicalreaper]

made this crappy thing in like two minutes(probably more like one and a half)

[thelogicalreaper]

piper: you should show reaper

archer: ok

archer: reaper

no answer

archer: how come reaper isn't showing up

archer: [more desperately] reaper!

aw i wish i could show up

unfortunately i'm trapped in this thing, called a different timezone rip

give archer headpats on my behalf (good thing

[thelogicalreaper]

wait.....if guy0509 was manufactured

is that why the three of us don't have parents?