Hyacinth: What’s that smell?
Eloise: I think it’s Benedict’s drink.
Violet: What are you drinking, Benedict?
Benedict: Oh, just tea.
Eloise: And what kind of tea is that?
Benedict: Tea…quila. It’s been a rough morning.
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Hyacinth: What’s that smell?
Eloise: I think it’s Benedict’s drink.
Violet: What are you drinking, Benedict?
Benedict: Oh, just tea.
Eloise: And what kind of tea is that?
Benedict: Tea…quila. It’s been a rough morning.
Eloise: At what age do you just accept that your life is a rotten piece of garbage and always will be?
Benedict: Twenty.
Benedict: Look, from the outside I know it seems like I have everything together-
Eloise: No, not really.
Eloise: Benedict, if anyone asks for me, I’ve gone out to scream into the night.
Benedict: Okay. Have one for me too.
Eloise: How is it being friends with Lady Tilley and Paul?
Benedict: Good, they keep me on my knees.
Benedict: I MEAN TOES!
Eloise: Aren’t you gay?
Benedict: I like how your tone implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
Eloise: Ready to do something that probably won’t work?
Benedict: Always.