Magnus: and what Is my little omega puppy doing on the couch watching TV when he knows full well he is sick and should be in bed?
Jace: *pouts* shove off, I feel better now *sneezes and then goes on a coughing rampage for a couple of seconds*
Magnus: uh huh is that why you look pale and covered in sweat? Where's our tall, dark and handsome beta?
Jace: I sent him to the shop to buy alot of things
Jace: so I could get out of bed and watch TV
Magnus: honey this is the bit where you lie and say something that will ease down the punishment I will be giving you once you feel better
Jace: I know. But telling the truth knowing full well that you know that I know what I'm doing and being cheeky about it means the punishment is just gonna get heaps better
Jace: oh come on. I haven't had sex in a week!
Magnus: and it will be another sexless week for all 3 of us if you don't behave and get back into bed
Alec: sorry what did I miss?
Magnus: *tells Alec the whole convo*
Alec: I knew something sounded suspicious when Jace asked for a rubber ducky to play with in the bath tub
Jace and Magnus: *facepalms as they groan*
Magnus: you know, just for that, we are going another week sex deprived
Alec: what? What did I do?
