Humanity is at a crossroads.

The world as it is today; The poverty, the hunger, the greed and war, it’s no longer sustainable. The time has come to wipe the slate clean. Friends, it’s time for the apocalypse.

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This is an 18+ page. MDNI. Non-shippers this page will definitely not be your cup of tea. Do not follow me if you're looking for one kind of content because I do randomly switch it up every now and then.

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Felix: "What happened?"

Chan: "You wanted to prove that chickens could fly so you put on the Bbokari outfit and tried to jump off the trampoline."

Felix: "Did I fly?"

Chan: "You tripped over one of the shoes that came off and fell into the pool."

Felix: "Yeah but did I fly?"

Chan: "The only air time you had was when you were falling into the pool."

Felix: "hmmm then that can only mean one thing."

Chan: "oh no"

Felix: "More Redbull"

Chan: "Yeah nah you're totally grounded."

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Jeongin: *watching Chan & Jisung panic* What's going on?

Seungmin: Chan is having a midlife crisis and Jisung is just having a crisis.

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Felix, talking to Jeongin on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Jeongin: You bet!

Felix: At what temperature?

Jeongin: 535.

Felix: That's the clock.

Jeongin:

Felix:

Jeongin: 536.

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Felix: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Seungmin: Wednesay

Felix: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Felix: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Felix: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Han, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Felix: BLOCKED.

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Felix: So what’s for dinner?

Hyunjin, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Felix: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Changbin: Really? Name one law

Felix: Don't kill people?

Changbin: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Felix: Welcome, fellow idiots

Lee Know: Hello, Felix

Felix: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Lee Know: You underestimate me

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Felix: So what do you do?

Bang Chan: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Felix: Wow, impressive.

Bang Chan: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Saw this person on Instagram and threads once again threatening to doxx people, making fun of giving people PTSD etc, a racist bigot who sent hate towards poc, and queer people (especially gay and trans).

They also have a discord where they probably talk about doxxing these people or worse.

They currently have a Twitter account where I would not be surprised if they started doxxing people there or worse.

They also hide behind Bang Chan's face and name. Claiming they're a fan account when they make posts straight up pretending to be him.

I would not be surprised if they or their followers have a Tumblr or TikTok account either.

If you think giving people mental health issues by threatening them and doxxing them, if you think ai art is cool, if you sexualize minors etc, then disrespectfully fuck off.

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Chan: Screw you!

Felix: I'll have to check with my significant other, but I'll get back to you.

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Felix: Fuck.

Chan: We've got to work on your cursing.

Felix: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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JYPe, going over Lee Know's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Lee Know: Yes

JYPe: Okay... may I know what you create?

Lee Know: Problems.

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Jeongin: How petty can you get?

Seungmin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Interviewer: How many kids do you have?

Chan: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?