Ancient monsters imbodying human form are peak humor for illness to me. They're perceive as so wise and intelligent but the bastards tripping over themselves carrying remedies from all manners of centuries "IS IT THE BLACK DEATH??? DID THE PLAUGES RETURN TO YOU BELOVED?!? ARE YOU DYING ARE YO-" they trip over themselves before continuing "ILL KILL WHATEVER THIS IS BEFORE IT CAN T H I N K OF LAYING HAND NOR HIDE UPON YOURSELF!!!"and your just dying of laughter this whole time trying not to cough which prompts another round of concerned strained panic from your partner and the cycles continues
Omg yes!
Either they haven't caught up with the recent medicines/illness list or they forget what Earth year it is. They're just absolutely feral woth worry because the last time they visited the plagues were wiping out entire cities.
But imagine their skill in cooking tho! I just had a need for some really nice hot soup and these guys have been around for eons. So once you've calmed them down and explained you're not dying just really sick, they cook you up THE BEST soup and warm foods to help with your headaches and aching body.


















