Feb 25, 2020
“All I’m sayin’ is let ‘em come at me.”
“It’s Iron Banner, bro, not a bar brawl. C’mon don’t get worked up, Saladin will throw us out again.”
“Whatever, it’s cool, I’m just sayin’ anybody gets too close and BUH-BLAP!”
“W-what? What’s buh-blap, bro?”
“The two-tap!”
“I didn’t know you did tap-dancing.”
“Wh? Naw, I mean the sidearm. Two-shot burst! Buh-blap!”
“It’s not more like ‘puh-pew’?”
“No, that sounds way less cool. Listen, it’s this whole vorpal whatsit—”
“Whoa, hey, holster that shit bro! We’re in a jumpship!”
“Dude, chill! I’m just showing you the vorpal module.”
“Save it for later! Saladin’s gonna kick us out of the rotation if we piss him off again! Also, what’s a vorpal?”
(Breachlight w/ Calus’s Elite)