seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Lithuania
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from China
"Hey did ya know evil teams always use dark-types? What does that say to ya?"
It says ta me, that it ain't the pokemon's fault these jackasses use dark-typin's loyalty for their own personal gain.
Blame the people, not the pokemon. Can't believe this has ta be said, Fuckin' Arc.
Brawly's been wantin' ta hang out with me more lately... usually he likes workin' out an' surfin' on his own or with his mons but recently, he's been invitin' me out on his excursions.
Also I keep catchin' him starin' at me with this goofy ass smile on his face- Well, goofier than usual.
Maybe he- nah, I don' think so. He's ace so why would he be interested in me? Prob'ly jus' bein' friendly.
Huh.
Well shit.
...Ya know what? Fuck it. I'm goin' down to the Virbank docks.
My dad's old as shit, why would he still be workin' there? I got nothin' ta worry 'bout!
So, APPARENTLY it's ILLEGAL to eat snacks in the league breakroom, now.
Sid.
Can't have SHIT in Hoenn, man. Just wanted one of the cookies Pheebs baked and now she's STOPPING me from havin' one-
SID.
"They're for everybody!" Tha's what ya said!
They're NOT for everybody, Sidney.
Then why did ya-?
They're fancy pokeblocks.
...
You're eating pokeblocks.
... ARC FUCKIN' DAMMI-
See? I was trying to tell you that bu- What are you doing?
WHAT? They're actually pretty good!
SID. NO.
So, apparently there's a new student exchange program at the trainer school here in Hoenn, and the newest kid is from Kalos. Now the kid apparently ended up with a shiny chespin as a starter, and although they ain't native here, the league let the student use it on their gym challenge anyway.
Now, Ya may be asking, "Sid, why the HELL are you telling us this? What does this have to do with ANYTHING?"
Well, ya see-
The (now) chestnaught's name-
is Bongwater.
Pros and cons of bein' in Unova
Pros: No one knows you're an e4 member in entire other fuckin' region and ya get left alone!
Cons: People INSTEAD recognize ya as "That Fosca Kid" and ask about your folks...
Lynch has been "sneakin' up" on Kane to scare him or nips at his tail when he's not lookin'.
Kane of course feigns defeat and collapses onto his side ta let the pup have her victory. It's a game for 'em at this point.
