#siegfried of denelse

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List of all Flaming Rose and Fallen Knights members

i did my homework and read both polish and english wikis, maybe someone else will also find it useful 😅

Jacques de Aldersberg - babygirl

Siegfried of Denesle (likely de Löwe) - son of Eyck, noble, nice kid, knows nothing, rumored to be JdA's bastard

Roderick de Wett - nilf, noble, possibly a son of prince Joachim, was with Adda, knows JdA is a mage and about Salamandra, the best of tournament knights??, responsible for Adda turning into striga

Ulrich - leader of Fallen Knights, tries to avenge JdA, dies in '72

Arthur Tailles of Dorndal - from the short story, White Rose, is in Toussaint in '75, dies during vamp fuck Friday

Eric Vogel - White Rose (very likely), author of The Flower and the Flame (book in tw1), may have died fighting Lionhead Spider cultists in Vizima (letter tw1)

Evariste of Metinna - First Secretary of Order in '75 (letter baw)

Patrick de Weyze - alive post tw1, second-best tournament knight, brother of Blueeye, got scrofula (letter baw), can die if Geralt sides with vamps

Polycarp of Rinde - tw2 Loc Muinne, master at arms, 'half-brother' whatever that means

Adalbert - alive post tw1, PR guy (letter baw)

Count Tybalt - alive post tw1, tw2 in keadweni camp, avenges Siegy (if he died in tw1)

Anselm - Fallen Knight, died after fail of a deal with Cutups

Peter Nayhaer / Peter z Niesłuchowa - Fallen Knight, fisstech addict, Ulrich sent him to die in Deadwight Woods

Robbe - Fallen Knight armorer, was decrypting ofieri diagrams, tried to start a rebellion against Ulrich

Thunder - Fallen Knight, addict, Ulrich threatened him to get his shit together or he will end up like Peter Nayhaer, was writing poems under influence

Tuur - previously librarian assistant, joined Fallen Knights in '72, also worked on ofieri diagrams, Robbe tried to convince him to join the rebellion, was in Fett de'Amin's squad

Lieutenant von Herst - likely quartermaster of Flaming Rose, quartermaster of Fallen Knights, addict, in polish version his first name starts with L

Ernst Goltz - Fallen Knight, leader of the squad in castle Zutzer, Lowie was in his squad

Antoine Pfeil - Fallen Knight, sent to elven ruins Kilkerinn, might have gone behind Ulrich's back with antique seller Zajcew

Eric von Kidon - Fallen Knight, leader of the death squad sent to Moryń to kill nilf spy Kristen Hagen

Fette de'Amin - Fallen Knight, tasked with figuring out a way to get formic acid, Tuur was in his squad

Lowie - Fallen Knight, knew few languages, was preparing to become a priest in the past, worked on ofieri diagrams, Robbe wanted him to join the rebellion, was in Ernst Goltz's squad

Affiliates

White Rayla - turned into goth by Salamandra

Adalbert - temerian ? crossbowman, dies after telling JdA the state of fights in Vizima

Thomas - was in Deadwight Woods with Peter Nayhaer

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hello, some flaming rose incorrect quotes

Ulrich to Siegfried: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Roderick: Existence is a prison and being the same rank as you two is maximum security.

***

Siegfried: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Jacques: Honestly, not much.

***

Roderick: Yesterday I overheard Siegfried saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ulrich replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my goddamn life.

***

Ulrich: How long does your ideal hug last?

Siegfried: 38-45 minutes.

Ulrich: That seems... impractical.

Siegfried: You said ideal, not realistic.

***

Siegfried: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…

Siegfried: I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Ulrich: Well yeah, but people love dogs.

***

Ulrich: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it.

Ulrich: Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

Siegfried: I’m sorry, “when you die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances”?

***

Roderick: There is no better duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety.

Nathaniel: There’s you and me.

Roderick, doubtful but tearing up: Yeah, okay

***

Roderick: Honestly, I’m a little scared of Siegfried and Ulrich.

Jacques: They wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Roderick: That’s reassuring.

Jacques: They’d kill a man though.

***

Siegfried: *hugs Jacques, inhaling deeply*

Siegfried: You smell like a father figure

Jacques, a bit weirded out: Please stop

***

Jacques: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Eternal Fire priests: …Don’t you mean benevolence?

Jacques: No.

***

Siegfried: Okay, two person huddle.

Ulrich: You can’t huddle with two people. That’s just a hug.

Siegfried: Then hug?

Ulrich: Sure.

***

Siegfried, learning how to prank people: *puts salt in coffee and gives it to Ulrich*

Ulrich: *drinks it all*

Siegfried: …Didn’t the coffee taste weird?

Ulrich: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Siegfried, tearing up: Okay.

***

Ulrich: I gave Roderick a “get better soon” card

Siegfried: Aww, that’s really sweet of you

Ulrich: He wasn’t sick or anything. I just thought that he should do better

***

Roderick: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.

Jacques: …so you’ll do it?

Roderick: For you? Of course.

***

Ulrich: Jacques just banned overly specific nicknames. I guess we can all thank Rat Snitch Roderick The Good Time Ruiner for that.

***

Ulrich: If Siegfried and I were drowning, who would you save?

Roderick: You morons can’t even swim?

Siegfried: It’s just a hypothetical question. Who would you save?

Roderick: My time and effort

***

Ulrich: Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a handful of popcorn kernels just to make the cremation more interesting

Siegfried: Please, Ulrich, it's three in the morning-

***

Jacques: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Roderick: Mine just says, "Roderick, no"

Jacques: I want you to apply it to every. Possible. Situation.

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*fade in. Roderick, Siegfried, and Ulrich during a party at Vegelbud's residence - they're all already drunk, standing on the grounds of the estate*

Ulrich: So this is the garden?

Roderick: No, no, no... Where I say "garden" I mean actual garden in the back of the house-

Siegfried: Greenhouse.

Roderick: Yeah, with greenhouse and stuff.

Siegfried: The bit that's actually actively gardened.

Ulrich: I-

Roderick: The bit that's the garden, not the grounds.

Ulrich: How? How are you supposed to know the difference?..

Siegfried, humorously teasing him: It's like as if you don't even have a manor house, Ulrich...

Roderick, a rich boy: Yeah!

Ulrich: Yeah! How are you supposed to know the difference between the garden and the grounds?

Roderick: Oh my god, Ulrich...

Siegfried: Well, when you tell your gardener to go do your gardening which part of your grounds do you tell him to go to?

Roderick: How much of a pumpkin do you sound like right now Ulrich?

Ulrich: I don't- I expect them to do all of it! *he points at bushes and says in a mockery of aristocratic accent* These bushes are out of control!

Siegfried: No, no, these are sort of like left, to, you know, go back to nature as sort of-

Ulrich, pointing at groundkeepers: ALSO. My point is, what are all those other gardeners doing outside of the garden then?

Roderick: They're tending the grounds! Honestly, Ulrich, you would-

Siegfried: They're groundkeepers.

Roderick: You wouldn't know a garden if you fell in its ornamental- ornamental... Ugh! What's the word... Made from stone, ugly, has water...

Siegfried: Fountain.

Roderick: Yeah! That one!

Ulrich: Look, I... I grew up in the Bits I don't know what any of this is...

Siegfried, pointing at nearby hedge: Now there's a proper hedge...

Ulrich, doubtfully: Right. Yeah.

Siegfried, as they all walk along the hedge and eventually end up in the garden: Now there's a gardened hedge!

Roderick: Yeah, look at this garden! This is clearly a garden and...

*fade out*

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Siegfried: Ok Rod, what's your ideal weather day?

Roderick: I'm just 75°F and sunny kind of gal.

Ulrich: ...

Ulrich: I will say you're 75, but your disposition is not sunny.

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Roderick: I love yoga so much, because I realised that it's the only time in the day when i can be totally serious

Siegfried: Really?

Roderick: I'm very serious...

Siegfried: Ok.

Roderick: ... and i love that.

Siegfried: So you think that at other times you're whimsical and fun?

Ulrich: *dying from laughter*

Siegfried: Where do you keep this other persona?

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i feel like the best way to describe Ulrich and Siegfried of Denelse friendship is that it's like that show UNHhhh

but instead of drag queens it's just two boys in their early 20s wearing full plate armor with the Flaming Rose insignia, and one of them will tell some crazy and hilarious story, and the other goes "thanks the Eternal Fire I'm the normal one" and then proceed to tell even more outlandish and fucked up story

and next to them is sitting Roderick, saying "I refuse to believe only one of you ever did crack"

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Siegfried: Listen, last night for my leisure activity I vaped- I vaped marijuana oil.

Ulrich: Oh my…

Siegfried: I'm just a druggy now.

Ulrich: Yeah, just a drug addict.

Siegfried: I vaped marijuana oil

Ulrich: Okay

Siegfried: You plug the vape into the wall. It charges.

Ulrich: *snorting with laughter* I know, I know a guy who knows about that…

Siegfried: And you can vape indoors! There's no real smoke.

Ulrich: No. It's vapor.

Siegfried: It's crazy.

Ulrich: *barely contained laughter*

Siegfried: So then I watched Pokemon…

Ulrich: You watched the Pokemon?

Siegfried: Watched Pokemon the tv show and ate white chocolate-covered pretzels.

Ulrich: Boy, you are living out loud…

Siegfried: And I said: am I off the rails? Am I too fun?

Ulrich: *dying laughing*

Siegfried: Is my time too well spent?

Ulrich: Is this decadent? It was decadent.

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Flaming memes, now with Albrecht

Albrecht, over Xenovox: Turn around :)

Albrecht: No, the other way

Albrecht: Wrong way again

Roderick: Where are you?!

Albrecht: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

***

Ulrich, slowing down the horse: What seems to be the problem, sir?

Roderick: That's my horse!

***

Ulrich: Yeah, no offense to Lebioda or anything but if I was about to embark on a journey of revenge I would simply not dig two graves.

Siegfried: I think I wouldn't mind to be laid in the same grave as my enemy's if it had to come to that.

Roderick: Fire! Getting laid in your enemy's grave? That's some freak shit, but honestly I kinda dig it.

Albrecht: Well, yeah, you dig it, that's how you make a grave.

***

Jacques: I’d walk through fire for my adjutants.

Jacques: Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room.

Jacques: But not too humid, because of my hair.

***

Ulrich, after hitting a guy in the face with a book: Jacques told me that education is important and sometimes it's difficult. I can see he's correct.

***

Roderick: Let’s all have a drink to celebrate!

Siegfried: I’m underage.

Albrecht: Oh right. Here, have a silly straw.