Aug 24, 2018
Vi, sliding next to Fran on the couch: Well hello there. Alone at last.
Fran: Yes, you are.
Fran: *leaves*
seen from Iraq
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Vi, sliding next to Fran on the couch: Well hello there. Alone at last.
Fran: Yes, you are.
Fran: *leaves*
Bee: Fran texted me “your adorable”, so I texted them back and said, “no, YOU’RE adorable". Blue: And? Bee: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like them so I’m not gonna say anything.
Raven: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Bird: *violently studies* Fran: *violently draws* Blue: *violently sings* Lavii: *violently murders* Crow: *violently worries about the previous statement*
Fran: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Blue: That’s not a lot of inches.
Fran: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Bee: Burn the house down. Fran: And what did you do? Bee: I made you dinner! Fran: Bee: Fran: Bee, with a sigh: ...and burnt the house down.
Bee: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Fran: No, I said, "Bee, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Fran," and then you licked the swing set.
Important phone calls...
Tuna, on the other line: Hey, get me some iced coffee. Fish: Tuna, you know I’m too lazy for that. Fran: ...Why are you two using your phones when your tables are right beside each other?
Fran, picking up a crying Yolanda: It's okay, kiddo. When you grow up, you'll learn how to do this on the inside.