Nov 22, 2020
stonks, pt. I
my mom: c, please open a can of sardines for the cat.
me: *approaches the kitchen counter and gets the can opener and a can of sardines as my hands shiver nervously*
*a few moments pass after i initiated (a/the) surgery on the can.*
me: *sweats profoundly*
*a sigh of relief can be heard after a few more moments as the lid of the can opens beautifully, like a piece of art.*
me, after finally opening a can of sardines successfully for the very first time without violently killing it:
