will _________ for hulu plus account credentials
a. bake
b. write customized, fairly clever, yet ultimately vapid villanelles
c. "pour one out" for the "homies," or any other subgroup specified by the customer or customers upon execution of transaction (excluding neo-nazis and other unpleasants of that ilk)
d. lazily white girl twerk (there will be a surcharge of one (1) hella niche samsung galaxy 5s case for requests of video proof)
e. play something on my ukulele?? i have to find it first








