Sphallolalia - Eilidh and Dom
Sphallolalia: flirtatious talk that leads nowhere
“here to make ur day brighter,” the text read, beneath a photo of Dom’s abs. Eilidh laughed and set the phone aside for a moment, finishing up with the shelf she was inventorying before she picked it up again.
“You fuckin blinded me how am I goin’ to work now??? take this as revenge,” she shot back, along with a quick photo snapped down the front of her shirt. “hope your in the mood for a launrdy day bra cause thats what you’re getting.”
It was kind of impressive that he remembered this was inventory weekend for her, considering how she’d almost forgotten herself. Absolutely her least favorite part of the job, it was two days in the fucking storage room: no customers, no company except when Jaime took his breaks and used them to come back and taunt her, and lots of counting with little else to occupy her imagination. Thank fuck the three of them took it in turns, and she didn’t have to do it too often. When her phone buzzed again, she sighed and made herself finish yet another shelf before she looked at it. The only way out was through.
“u covered up ur best assets sheila how could you?” Eilidh grinned at the mock-hurt tone and replied, “all the better for you to uncover them of course. tell the army to fuck off and come rescue me...”
The clock was hardly moving at all, and the storage room felt bigger than usual when she looked at all the shelves and boxes she had left to deal with, but if she could just push through and get through a quarter of it, she could take a nice long break. She picked up the pace a bit at the thought, still counting carefully, even if her handwriting got a bit less neat.
“long one for me 2 m8. id get em uncovered & 0 energy to do anything about it :-/ BUT how about....”
“WHAT?! dont tease me you bastard. not on inventory day”
“still a sofa in ur break room?”
Eilidh wasn’t even trying to work between texts now. Better to make plans, then focus on work, right? Sure. But he was taking his sweet time answering, and she was going to make him regret that (even if she didn’t for one second stop smiling).
“1 hr sheila. then im comin over and were going 2 NAP like nobodys ever napped before”
She laughed happily--that was exactly what she wanted to do. All she wanted to do, but she could make herself work until he got there. Eilidh sent off one more text, then she put her phone away and got down to business with the inventory list.
“I’M GOING TO NAP YOU SO HARD you beautiful man. bless you”