#sign please!

[yuri-doomer]

ONE PLEASE IM EGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PLEASE ILL SIGN YOUR CONTRACCTT!!!!!

-🦎

“It’s— it’s ok, you can sign-“

[captaincatalinasilver]

http://chng.it/ZFk99JsY5n

Sign the Petition

Update Pirate101!

It’s about time fellow pirates! Thank you to whoever made this petition!

[yuri-doomer]

“You’re right! Let’s get to know each other..”

Note from 09/12/25; Please make sure to check the “Important Announcement!!” Tag as much as possible.

One from TPOT Roleplay blog! Not much to say loll but [mod] is @toastdoezexizt

DISCLAIMER: Some posts may be a little out of character and/or inaccurate, depending on the context. Please keep in mind that this is just an RP blog, and I don’t know any more about One than you all do.

DNI list: Tour spoilers (II and BFDI), pro/darkshippers, nsfw, homophobia/Transphobia, Steve Cobs fans, racists, sexist, etc

Tag guide!

“One yaps”: Boredom posts

“One answers”: Answering asks

“Mod’s sillies”: Anything I find silly

“One with the mod” Me talking to myself One

“Down to make a deal?”: Interaction with other RP blogs

“Sign please!”: Scamming people /silly

“I do have power.. but not enough.”: angst(?)

“One’s army of ones”: One’s fucking army of other One RP blogs

“Important announcements!!”: Things you need to know before interacting.

[yuri-doomer]

i got a cabbage piece stuck in my throat it hurts

if i sign the contract will the cabbager ccome out my throat

“Yes”

[yuri-doomer]

Depends on the deal, I’m not as gullible as some others.

-Sparky

“Oh, it wouldn’t be anything bad! Just..favors for favors?”

[yuri-doomer]

No wait hear me out. You give me just the slightest teensiest bit of your power. This much 🤏 would work fine. And you can decide what you get out of me. I’d probably be okay with most things. Is that a good deal?

- deal anon

“I find need anything from you. Besides, I need this power, so why don’t you run along.”

[yuri-doomer]

One. Will you make a deal with me?

“Excuse me-? Haha, I don’t think you understand, I’m the one with the contract-“

[yuri-doomer]

I had a dream I had so many edits of you on my fyp I had to make a deal with you to get them off

“I could easily make that a reality, just let me so something either funny or hot later”