Down To Make A Deal?

A One RP/ask blog in case you couldn’t tell

[yuri-doomer]

“You’re right! Let’s get to know each other..”

Note from 09/12/25; Please make sure to check the “Important Announcement!!” Tag as much as possible.

One from TPOT Roleplay blog! Not much to say loll but [mod] is @toastdoezexizt

DISCLAIMER: Some posts may be a little out of character and/or inaccurate, depending on the context. Please keep in mind that this is just an RP blog, and I don’t know any more about One than you all do.

DNI list: Tour spoilers (II and BFDI), pro/darkshippers, nsfw, homophobia/Transphobia, Steve Cobs fans, racists, sexist, etc

Tag guide!

“One yaps”: Boredom posts

“One answers”: Answering asks

“Mod’s sillies”: Anything I find silly

“One with the mod” Me talking to myself One

“Down to make a deal?”: Interaction with other RP blogs

“Sign please!”: Scamming people /silly

“I do have power.. but not enough.”: angst(?)

“One’s army of ones”: One’s fucking army of other One RP blogs

“Important announcements!!”: Things you need to know before interacting.

[gimmickblogsoutofcontext]

I run the fanny blog and this was one of my fave things to come out of it

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Submitted by @v1ru5-teh-g00ber

[yuri-doomer]

“Get balder”

[yuri-doomer]

hi one from the hit show tpot! whatse ur opinion on this silly guy🥹🥹

/nf

“Silly’s one way to describe him..”

[yuri-doomer]

Its pride month u know what that means One

“What? Do you want to make like.. gay deals? What?”

[loveandhugs13]

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️

i receive: infinite power.

you receive: gay.

[yuri-doomer]

“I already HAVE gay. Besides, if you want infinite power, you’re coming to the wrong Algebralien.”

[yuri-doomer]

Would also wish you a happy pride but your pride isn't happy now is it? Huh?? Doomed tragic Yuri number!!!

“Agh! How dare you! I deserve to keep my pride, too!” [Y’know, I’m not sure if that’s what that means]

[yuri-doomer]

Its pride month u know what that means One

“What? Do you want to make like.. gay deals? What?”

[yuri-doomer]

One would you kill a child just curious :›

“I wouldn’t kill anyone.”

[yuri-doomer]

one do you like green eggs and ham

"I'm not particularly fond of green."

[yuri-doomer]

[Remember how useful the block button can be, everyone!]

[patchynmatchin]

cause finding that yoylelight sure was one of them!

[v1ru5-teh-g00ber]

Damn

[yuri-doomer]

*Signs your contract very eagerly*

AHHHH YAY!!!!! ONE I LOVE YOU QUEEEEN!!!!!

—🦎

“Uhh thanks! I think!”

[yuri-doomer]

ONE PLEASE IM EGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PLEASE ILL SIGN YOUR CONTRACCTT!!!!!

-🦎

“It’s— it’s ok, you can sign-“

[yuri-doomer]

ONE MY QUEEN IILL SIGN YOUR CONTRACT NO MATTER WHAT I DONT CARE WHAT I LOSE GET YOUR BAG SIS

—🦎

“Oh! Well that’s..great, I guess! Sign away!”

[yuri-doomer]

one i'll sign ur contract a quarter pounder and some fries (not the contestant)

“You really think you’re worth that little? Kinda pathetic if you ask me,” [Not nice!]

[yuri-doomer]

hmmmmmmmmmm......

• has erased people from existence

you have 1 thing in common with them!

..not sure you'd know who I'm talking about though. they're not from your world.

- ticw anon

“What? Who’re you talking about?!”

[yuri-doomer]

You erased people with any times, didn't you?. If you made a special? I didn't have to ways to bit.

[I genuinely have no clue what this ask was about sorry]

[yuri-doomer]

one, my powers gone. why do you still have a need to hurt us?

three isnt going to forgive you for it

“I’m doing what needs to be done… they’ll understand.” [Or they’ll hate you for it.]