Jan 2, 2018
[Jack and Signe are texting]
Jack: Z is just a sideways N
Signe: pls stop it
Jack: Zo
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[Jack and Signe are texting]
Jack: Z is just a sideways N
Signe: pls stop it
Jack: Zo
[Wiishu is a lawyer]
Wiishu, under her breath: Guiltypeoplesaywhat?
Suspect: What?
Wiishu: No further questions your honor.
Cashier: Woah, 53 boxes of mac n' cheese? Are you having a party tonight or something?
Wiishu:
Cashier:
Wiishu: or something
Wiishu, reclining in diamonds and a black velvet dress with a slit up the side on a red velvet couch covered in silk handkerchiefs with a crystal glass full of the finest liquor in one hand and the other thrown over her eyes in elegant anguish: im sick
Jack: I can explain how much I hate fucking bees.
Signe: Then stop fucking bees. Easy solution.
Jack: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Robin: Not after the bee movie we don’t.
Uber Driver: ...
Wiishu: ...
Uber Driver: ...
Wiishu: ...
Uber Driver: ...
Wiishu: Five stars.
Signe in a Best Buy: Excuse me, which one is the best
Employee: I’m sorry, what?
Signe: which is the best to buy
Signe, waling into the kitchen: is something burning?
Jack, leaning over the counter: only my burning love you
Signe: jack the toaster is on fire