#signed wheatley

[asvrai]

Wheatley, can you let us talk to Joshie again? ~ 100% not Pockets disguising their voice

What, the little one? Nooo, no, no, he really does need to hurry it up. She’s right about that. He’s fine, by the way, almost to Chamber 8.

Oh, hold on! The scrawny scientist with the- the redacted files is in Chamber 19 already, bloody hell. You’d better start up the party!

< Party activating. Awaiting Subject Bubnick. >

[asvrai]

I really hope GLaDOS doesn't hurt the children.... They're so young and have so much potential that would be squandered!!! Chell and Joshua are wonderful children and if they're hurt I'll probably short circuit! (Chell Check Anon)

I mean She already argued that their tests should be the ‘non-deadly’ type. I disagreed, ya know, we need to have matching criteria with the rest, right? But she can’t listen to me all the time. 

[asvrai]

Hi Wheatley!! Do you not like the birds very much? -Fluff

Finally! Been wondering if you all would bother to talk to me. Big fan of you little things, must say. Making Her a bit angry though, might want to watch that.

The birds are fine. Humans tend to help ‘em get out if they fly in. Always thought they were pretty, birds. 

[asvrai]

Hey Wheatley do you have any Updog ~ Pockets

‘Fraid not, no animals allowed down here. ‘Cept the... the birds that fly in sometimes.

[asvrai]

You've picked one of the worst advisor, GLaDOS. It's the blue core of bad luck.

< I did not choose to have this thing put on me. >

Bit rude.

[asvrai]

Glados, get ready. You've seperated a scared child from his father. I don't know why you expect children to work the same way as adults? I guess you're just stupid. Bitch. -Siren

< It was not my idea. >

Hello!

[asvrai]

No problem, British friend! But you got good ideas! Better than that stupid other blue guy in command. A lot of these cores could make a good replacement, actually! -Sbeve

Oh, there's a thought! What do you all think?

Aw, yeah, I could do that.

Go to space?!

Er, sure, mate. Space. We could do that, probably.

[asvrai]

Not to be remotely suspicious, as I am a perfectly trustworthy nanobot with no desire to deceive, I think we should NOT reinstall GLaDOS and instead place the British blue guy in charge after we get rid of the troublemaker. Very good person, you should trust me. -Sbeve

Oh, ah, kind of you, really, that, but I would rather not.

Enjoyed bein' an advisor to Her. Came up with some good ideas. But I'm thinking I'd be better off finding something else to do around here.