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Is this funny on Tumblr??

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Dirk Gentlys x Sonic movies AU where post sonic 3 Stone (who's first name is Silas for this au as I find it endlessly amusing) gets thrown into Wendimoor trying to reverse engineer Sonic's rings or some shit. And Stone is like oh I've been killed. I'm in purgatory. Then he meets Silas and sees how happy he is with Panto and he's like, scratch that I'm in Hell. And my clone is fucking British??

I'm just imagining the first meeting. Stone is blending in as he does, stole some randos clothes and he gets mistaken for Silas. So he's like fuck it let's just see how it goes. Then he runs into the actual Silas. Stone like totally effortlessly beating Silas in a sword fight. Like so seamlessly he's disarmed. Stone just looking at him like what do you mean you couldn't even last 5 seconds I fenced for a year when I was like twelve and you've been doing it your whole life??? I'm just imagining Panto rushing to defend Silas and Stone is just aggressively coaching him. Hfjfhhghjgu.

Idk what the point of the au is besides satisfying my desire to see Stone sassy Silas and vice versa. Hhjhnkjv. Maybe Stone is supposed to learn a lesson about standing up for himself when it comes to getting the treatment he deserves from Ivo? Idk. Or a lesson about vengeance? Seeing how the Trosts and Dengdamors are a J+R retelling and their cycle of violence destroys the world.

Maybe he starts to like in in Wendimoor. I mean what does he have waiting for him back home? It's nice once he gets over how obnoxious some of the people are. But like Stone and Silas bonding over nightmares about their bfs dying. Silas is kind in a way Stone wishes he was and Panto is a good fucking swordsman.

Mayhaps a lil Ivo comes back tho. Universe hopping back to his world he's like Stone I'm home only Stone is not home. So Ivo jailbreaks into Wendimoor Stone is like you're real? Tell me you're real. But I feel like Panto would hate his ass!! Stone tells fond stories of Ivo and Panto is like the bar is in Hell Stone. Panto being protective of Stone is deeply amusing to me because he does not need it. Silas is a romantic, he thinks they're cute if deeply unhealthy. I want Ivo trying to get Stone back while Panto and Silas are forcing Stone to grow a backbone and get the love he deserves.

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Dirk Gently x Sonic movies AU again I'm normal.

Stone getting thrown into Wendimoor the first time and finding Silas. This dude with his face and his name but all the joy Stone wanted for himself. And Stone is still grieving and he fully assumes he's dead or in like a coma and this is a weird dream. Stone just scissor sword to Silas' throat, his own face weaponised against him, and he's like "What? Is this a metaphor universe? Some kind of fucking punishment? A warning? About what? Killing part of myself? Well maybe Silas died with him, maybe Stone is all that's left". And then he just has a breakdown cus he can't do it. He can't bring himself to kill the part of himself that's still capable of being happy. (Good for Silas who is not just a metaphor)

Also I'm thinking about how hard it must be for Panto to see the most miserable version of his husband. Like it's gonna be bad for Stone for a while and I imagine it's bad for both of them but for Panto it must be a vision of what could go wrong.

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GOD AND THEN WHEN PANTO COMES TO DEFEND SILAS FROM STONE, SILAS MANAGES TO SAVE PANTO FROM A LUCKY HIT THAT MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM. FOR ALL OF HIS YEARS OF TRAINING, SILAS MANAGED SOMETHING STONE COULDN'T AND IT FUCKING BREAKS HIM.

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I love the idea of Panto seeing himself as a bit of an expert on the other world (just earth I guess??) but also being very wrong