[Owen] So, Emory, these are my friends.
[Emory] I’m surprised you have friends.
[Owen] Hahaha, you’re very funny.
[Griffin] I feel like I haven’t seen you guys in forever.
[Silena] You haven’t, not since you started dating this guy.
[Griffin] I’m engaged to ‘this guy’.
[Owen] So, this is Ashlyn.
[Ashlyn] Your house is very nice, very large.
[Emory] How did you two meet?
[Ashlyn] Senior year. I transferred from San Myshuno.
[Griffin] She’s the only one of them I’d classify as an ‘adult’.
[Silena] Hey! I’ll have you know I am an amazing adult.
[Griffin] What ‘adulting’ do you do, Lena?
[Silena] Uhhh, I work in an office for starters.
[Griffin] Oh wow, an office! Amazing.
[Silena] What ‘adulting’ do you do Griffin, huh?
[Griffin] ...You serious? I have four kids, I’m a teacher and I’m engaged. Checkmate bitch.
[Silena] You’re the worst.
[Owen] Anyway this is Valentin, my best friend.
[Valentin] This is Dezzi, my boyfriend.
[Emory] I should’ve guessed that.
[Silena]They have literally been glued at the hip since they started dating.
[Valentin] You’re just jealous you can’t cuddle me anymore Owen.
[Owen] Shut up, I’ve been in a relationship longer than you!
[Griffin] You and Val cuddled?
[Owen] Shut up Val, this is why I don’t bring you anywhere.
[Griffin] You ever finish college Val?
[Valentin] Nah, I was just there for the parties. Dropped out first year.
[Emory] Is that how you met Dezzi?
[Valentin] No actually, met through Instagram.
[Emory] That actually happens?
[Silena] So, like, when do we get cake?
[Griffin] Are you just here for cake?
[Silena] And to meet, like, your daughter or whatever.
[Emory] Cake will be after everyone gets here and we’ve said hi. Feel free to eat though, don’t gotta wait.
