Please don't touch my Senbonbanana || Suddenly Married (Hashi/Byakuya)
The cracks of light peeking through the window glared stronger than the usual morning sun of Iwakiri. Dazed, and still half asleep, the Hokage fumbled around with his arm, expecting to find his forehead protector on the bed side table. Instead his hand came across smooth, silky black hair, which was a lot closer than he anticipated. Upon closer inspection, it was none other than his room mate, Kuchiki Byakuya.
"Bya-kun... what is the meaning of this..." he mumbled, a yawn escaping his breath as full consciousness still eluded him. "If you're feeling lonely, can you at least ask before pushing the beds together..." It was then he realized that the bed the two were sharing was in fact one whole bed alone, and that this in fact was not the room they shared after all. Not only did the place appear a lot more high class, it certainly did not have any vibe of Iwakiri remotely.
Peeking out the window, the First almost died at the sight of a several story drop, upon casual observation it would be at least 20. Furthermore, the landscape was a forest of a different kind, filled with lights and tall buildings as far as the eye could see. Slightly panicked, Hashirama backed away from the window, bumping into the bed side table and knocking a picture frame onto the ground. Picking up the frame and inspecting it, he soon dropped it once again, his confusion spiraling to new depths. Knowing there was something very wrong with the situation, he elected to stir Byakuya from his slumber.
"Bya-kun, wake up!" he shouted, rocking the Shinigami's body into consciousness. "Something is very wrong here, take a look!" Picking up the picture, he pointed to the two of them standing in what appeared to be a chapel.
"This picture of the two of us... why are you wearing a wedding dress!?!?!"
