Doing a kinky question survey for gf cause why not!!!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Likely couch, I'd prefer a soft surface
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
The closests sex related anything was when I was 15 and with a guy who's balls I want to crush, so going to have to say no.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Oh god. How about every character in SNK does that count?? But Eren definitely
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
If I feel like I'm in control of the situation I can pretty much always get off to it. Submissive partners as well.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
outside in public in the cold? :I
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Similar to answer 2
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Micro/macro stuff.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
All of the above >8)
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
No specific cause it mostly depends on what it is I'm most in the mood for.
10: Top or bottom?
Top, definitely
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
He was about to finger me but I told him I didn't want to go that far and now I want to tear his nuts off :I
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
I suppose one can be enough but a few more wouldn't hurt!
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
My vibrator? :'D
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
don't think there is one.
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Haven't done it so I can't say for certain.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Most of it was normal, but again only real sexual experience I was in was with a guy I hate now so... yeah XP
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
I haven't and IDK if I would
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
So long as someone is using another source of protection. And so long as you know your partner well enough. Just be safe folks!
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
My sixth grade teacher :T
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
whip cream I guess? original I know
21: How big is too big:
When it's not capable of fitting inside someone :I
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Nothing with poop please.
23: Biggest turn on:
Cute partner tied up for my enjoyment!
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
My fingers, my lips, and my inner thigh
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
At work :I
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
I loooooove it!!!
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
I have no clue I've had many bad ones :I
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
Only if it cuts into your life in ways it shouldn't! If not then NO!!
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
None :')
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
uuuuuuuuh
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
UUUUUUUUH
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
If they.... IDK I'm starting to feel like a broken record man XI
33: What your favorite part of your body:
My ass and legs. Not thighs though.
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Haven't had one yet so I can't say for certain.
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
I'd imagine love with sex is greater than without.
36: What do you wear to bed?
a big shirt and undies.
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
I was 19 believe it or not. And I haven't stopped since :I
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Nope and I likely never will :I
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Never
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Probably not.
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
I'm not totally against it but I'd have to really really like both of the people I'm having sex with and also permission from them both of course
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Never used anything random, either my vibrator or my hands.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Nope
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
Nope
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
I don't listen to music while getting it on!
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
stuffing? :'D -dies-
47: Most attractive celebrity?
Elizabeth Gillies and Tom Hiddleston
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Yes, cause it's hot :I
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
They would not be born yet!
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Nope!
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
unattractive voices XI
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
I have some around my thighs. I can't say I really have a problem with them but I don't really want them.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Never gave head so not sure.
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
I'm perfectly okay with them!
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
I'd be fine with it.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Hot peppers?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
She already follows me so not really able to hide anything from her XP
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Vibrator and I've had three different ones for about 2 years now
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Yep :I
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Yep :I
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Prostitute maybe? IDK I'd rather people not watch me have sex.
62: Do you watch porn?
Yep
63: How small is too small?
When you can't feel it :I
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Freak in bed? No. Freak in general? Yeah.
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Guessing it means lip on lip action and it was with Purple but it was also a cosplay thing so IDK XP
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Maybe?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
I have no problems with pubic hair whatsoever.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
Probably, just to see if I could do it.
70: Booty or Boobs?
Both are great but I like booties just a BIT more!
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
I'd probably give it many names and if I had one right now I'd name it the Titan cause I'm oh so original!!!
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
Yep, been on a few.
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Nope
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
No clue and I'm not patient enough to think up one 8I
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
No and no
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
I'd be a bit pissed >:I
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
I was a kid so I didn't react much XT
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
Masturbate, stick it in something, jump up and down, kick myself in the balls to see how much it'd hurt, and just in general play with it! (got I'd love to do that you have no idea!!)