Hmmm how bout something with Silken thread and Velvet rose?
A romantic date
When Silken Thread had proposed Velvet Rose to go out on a romantic evening in the countryside, he had a radically different idea of what it would entail.
Sure, the scenery was nice, the night was warm and quiet and the place was filled to the brim with friendly spiders... But in his book, a romantic outing didn't involve treasure-hunting nor death traps. And as far as he was concerned, they shouldn't involve running for his life in an abandoned castle. All things considered, the big boulder rolling closer and closer to Silken and him was probably a dealbreaker.
"Silken?" he called between two heavy breaths. "If you have an idea that would be the right moment!"
"Oh! Right!" she said, strangely unphased by the situation. "Sorry I was looking at the murals. They're still oozing with magic! I wonder who built them... I'm sure they were a master of–"
"Silken!"
"Oops... Sorry, darling! Hang on!"
There was a flash of light and everything turned to black.
When Velvet opened his eyes, the boulder was gone – which was an incredible improvement. He took a second to analyse the situation. He seemed to be in a corridor, pretty similar to the one he'd been running not so long ago. He moved a bit to get a better understanding of the situation. He was on his back, his head on Silken's flanks, which was admittedly very comfortable. He just had one thing to check.
"Silken Darling?"
"Yes?" she hummed.
"Are we dead?"
"Hum... I don't think so... Wait let me check." There was a knock on the wall out of his field of vision. "Either we're not dead, or being a ghost is way more disappointing than I was led to believe..."
Velvet giggled. They were alive. All in all, things were as good as the situation permitted.
"Silken?"
"Yes, dear?"
"Why are we here again?"
"It's a surprise!" she said with a bit of nervousness in her voice.
"You said that before," Velvet let out quietly, "but why did we have to go here to get it?"
"That's part of the surprise..." she admitted, clapping her hooves together in embarrassment.
"And why did I have to come...?"
"That's... also part of the surprise..."
Velvet sighed, defeated. "Well, I guess I shall have to trust your judgement."
"I'm sure you'll love it!" She kissed him on the forehead, bringing a smile to his face. "You'll see it's amazing."
"I'm sure it is, darling," he said with a smile he hoped looked confident. He just wished there was not any more trap on the way to it.
Life, however, had other plans, and he had to risk his life a few times on the way to Silken's surprise. Fortunately, his marefriend was incredibly adept at saving them.
"Are we close yet," he whispered, dusting his clothes off the dust the previous trap rooms. "I admit I grow tired of these contraptions... What were they trying to protect here?"
"Oh! That's an easy one!" she said, her attention focused on some inscriptions on the wall. "The ponies outside!"
"Wh– What? What do you mean?"
Silken Thread went closer to him and helped him remove the few specs of dust still on his person. "They weren't protecting the treasure. They were protecting the ponies outside from what was inside."
"What are you trying to tell me?"
"Well– Oh! You sneaky pony! Almost made me spoil the surprise!" she accused with a wry smile and a boop on his snoot. "You'll see when we reach it!"
"Wait! Silken what–"
"We're almost there!" she declared, running toward an empty corridor. "Follow me!"
"Silken wait!"
But it was already too late, the mare had already disappeared in the shadows. With a resigned whimper, Velvet followed.
Finding his way in the darkness was easy for the batpony. How Silken managed to do it was a mystery. She never seemed to complain about the obscurity and sometimes he wondered if she didn't have a few ancestors of the same species as him. He let the thought slide and focused on the way in front of him.
The corridor wasn't long but he couldn't help but wonder what was at its end. If his echolocation was to be trusted, it was a big room filled with cobwebs... and no traces of Silken.
"Da–darling?" he called as loudly as he dared.
"I'm up there!" Silken answered enthusiastically from above his head.
"Are you okay?" he said, trying to understand in what situation his marefriend had put herself in this time.
"Hunky-dory! I found your surprise!"
A skittering noise rose from the ceiling not too far from the mare. A feeling a dread slowly took hold of the batpony. "Silken, darling whom I love with all my heart, what is the surprise?"
"It's her!" she declared, before realising that she was in no position to anything. "Oh wait... give me a second..." Her horn suddenly lit up, temporary blinding him. "It's her!"
Velvet protected his eyes from the light long enough for his eyes to adapt. In a corner of the ceiling, in the direction Silken indicated with her magic, something was moving, apparently bothered by the sudden illumination. It was big, at least twice as big as a pony and it was slowly descending toward him. It didn't take long for Velvet to understand what it was, but he was still shocked when he saw her.
It was a giant silk spider.
"Si–Silken?"
"Do you like my surprise?"
"Silken dear, get us out of here now please!"
"You sure? Don't you want to talk to her or something?"
"Silken!"
"Right away!"
There was a flash of light from Silken's magic as she teleported out of the cocoon she'd been trapped in, a second one when she appeared next to him, then a third when she teleported them both out. Velvet felt his legs give up and he honestly couldn't fault them. He collapsed in a heap.
"Are you okay?" Silken asked worried, rushing toward him.
"What were you thinking?" the batpony simply said tiredly.
"You didn't like my surprise?" she said, her ears lowered in shame.
"What?" he said, turning toward her with genuine surprise. "Of course, I did! It's the biggest silk spider I've ever seen or even heard of! She's magnificent! No that's not the issue."
"Oh?" her face lit up as suddenly as it had darkened.
"You cannot invade her lair like that! She thought you were food! She could have eaten you if she had been even a bit more hungry!"
"Oh..."
"You must first build some trust and bring something to appease her. Like a small snack or a mate. They usually count as both now that I think of it..."
"Oh."
"Now I wonder if I have something big enough to satiate her in my basement..."
"I can teleport us back and forth and..."
Velvet interrupted her with a hoof lovingly placed on her shin. "Silken, my love, we both know you can't. Not without exhausting yourself to the point of sickness. Remember last time you got carried away with your magic." The mare sheepishly scratched the back of her head, remembering the last time she had been too reckless with her spells. "There's no need to rush. I need to find some kind of sweet for her so we can gain her trust... and I need to prepare a room for her in case she wants to come with us... Also I should ask that strange raccoon if he can swindle a giant spider in town..."
Silken merely nodded, happy to see the batpony so invested in the project.
"Hum... Silken?"
"Yes, Velvet?"
"Next time, let's just eat in a nice restaurant..."
"Sounds nice."











