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I like to imagine that when Daniel blushes he just blends in with his hair.

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I know this would probably not happen at all but ngl I think it would be cool if Daniel would actually sing at some point in the season. Maybe at the very end, as a treat for us, the hpma fandom, Tumblr one specifically. And I think it could go two routes:

1. His singing is actually pretty decent and he was just being humble/insecure. Like, nothing out of this world, but he's not a bad singer by any means, it's pretty enjoyable to listen to. And to be fair, I think this possibility isn't too far fetched.

2. His singing is horrendous. Absolutely deafening. It's so fucking bad he's like an opposite of a siren, he makes people want to hide away from him, as far as possible. It'd be a proof that there are fates worse than death and one of them is having to listen to Daniel sing for mote than 5 seconds. Flowers wither with his singing, mosquitoes explode, he's so bad listening to Fwoopers is more tolerable. His singing voice is unsalvageable. It's so bad it's funny, but only for first 5 seconds because after that, it's a form of medieval torture.

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How HPMA characters would do a 20 minutes PowerPoint presentation

aka silly idea 6734 please bear with me and remember it's just my own silly headcanons haha

Daniel: Probably most dull looking out of all of them, just a casual Times New Roman black on white with occasional pictures, no slide transitions. Has just enough info for a single slide, not too short, not too long, just a perfect amount, about maybe 10-12 slides, each idea properly separated. Probably memorized most of it but not all, does occasionally read from screen. So while not too visually interesting, it gets the point across well and to him it's probably more important than wasting time on making it pretty.

Ivy: she strikes me as someone who balances out the information and visual presentation, so I'd say Daniel's presentation but prettier and probably a little shorter, like 8 slides and probably has less info, but enough to explain the topic in question. Probably uses Arial or Calibri (wanted to use Dreaming Outloud but knows its not the best for such presentation) font and has the same transition on all slides. Probably picked a pretty design with pastel colors. Despite the fact she doesn't have a lot of text, she definitely does not remember it at all so she mostly reads it. I think she probably was planning on adding more pictures or transitions but forgot and only realized it the moment she has to make a presentation.

Lottie: definitely the most visually interesting one, she probably would spend A LOT of time on trying to make it look pretty. Uses different transitions but they all go well with the theme of the topic in question and they don't look obnoxious. The ideas are separated well, it has around 10 slides and each looks breathtaking, as she had customized almost everything herself,eather than leaving the design as it is. Uses different fonts for different categories of text, but main text is probably in Century Schoolbook. In terms of information, however, she'd either add too much or too little and she would often read the text on screen, but the prettiness of her presentation makes up for it.

Kevin: he strikes me as a kind of guy who would add TOO much info. He'd probably have to shrink it to font size 6-8 just so he could fit everything and has over 20 slides. Probably the kind of guy to have text on one slide and pictures on the other because he can't fit both on one. Unknown to God, memorized the entire text somehow but gets extremely nervous when presentating it, especially after seeing everyone's reactions to the unreadable wall of text.

Cassandra: she strikes me as a white on black person, probably uses fancy font styles as titles and Times New Roman or Baskerville as normal text. I'd say she's similar to Ivy in a way she balances out the information and the prettiness (I'd say hers is the second prettiest after Lottie's) but has more info than Ivy (around 10-12 slides) and she actually remembers her text almost by memory, so better and fancier Ivy.

Robyn: either did it in 5 minutes and has 7 slides max with minimum amount of info or she just staight up copy pasted a Wikipedia article, with links still attached. At least bothered with the way it looks and by that I mean she chose the random alternative style and random font that looked good enough and called it a day.

Frey Twins: Fisher most likely insisted on making it together with Colby, despite the latter wanting to do his own presentation. Surprisingly, they put in a lot of effort into it, they had put their heart and soul into every single slide. And by that I mean is that they created the worst monstrosity known to mankind, literally the worst looking presentation one would ever imagine. It's too bright, it has small comic sans orange text on red background, the images are squashed, oh and don't get me started on the effects. The transitions and animations take up about 90% of whole presentation, they used literally every known transition available and it's just one after the other. And worst part is? It's completely unoronic, they actually think it looks great.

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A lil silly DanCass idea number 1, I imagine that Cassandra kinda gives her plants some posh old money names like Clemente, Montgomery, Evangeline, Lycidas, etc. and when she starts getting closer with Daniel (on more friendlier terms that is) she would introduce him to all of her plants and make him remember them all by names.

And Daniel one day would ask her to let him name at least one plant and he'd call it something like Steve, Kyle or Josh (or Megatron 300 Destroyer of Universes and Galaxies.) She never let him name her plants ever again.

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Ok a silly idea 36476362, what if when Kevin would be hit by puberty truck (in Y4) he'd probably become like the prettiest nerd boy ever with like an attractive low voice and girls would be all over him, much to Robyn's dismay.💀

And it happens suddenly like he just shows up at the station as this completely new version of himself and nobody even recognizes him at first except for Robyn who goes like "KEVIN?!?!?!!?!"

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Silly idea 8378, I think that if Cassandra was more familiar with muggle culture, she'd secretly be an anime and videogames fan. She'd deny it and would say that she considers anime and videogames stupid children's entertainment, but secretly she enjoys them a lot, as much as she finds it embarrassing. On the outside, she'd judge you for liking anime but on the inside, she actually judges your taste in anime girls.

I can also see her secretly playing LoL.

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I can't stop thinking about a hypothetical scenario in which Daniel brews random ass potion that has a weird effect for shits n giggles and carries it around constantly and mc goes like "yo why do you even carry that?" and he says something among the lines of "it might help us in the future" and mc's like "uhhh whatever you say lmao"(they still think it's useless) and then there's like a major boss fight or something and the gang is about to get attacked by some random adult wizard and Daniel just. yeets the potion at their face, making them fall family guy style and he goes like "see? I told you it's was gonna be useful one day" and they win or whatever

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I know this will never happen like at all and it's probably kind of ooc in a way but the image of that happening is kinda funny to me

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Silly DanCass idea number 3 (not necessarily romantic this time) but also just a headcanon of mine in general.

I hc that Daniel's middle name is Jason and Cassandra's is Marie.

And I kinda like to think that for a long time, these two were the only ones who knew each other's middle names and they didn't know/remember anyone else's, just each other's. It began with Cassandra casually calling Daniel "Daniel Jason Page" when she was taunting him and then Daniel started calling her "Cassandra Marie Vole" in response. Then, they started calling each other like this in public and everyone was like "?????? your middle name is Jason/Marie????"