#silly anons

[thedamnqueenofhell]

ew writing fic when your a grown adult with a husband? i wonder what he thinks about all your fics

…this made me laugh.

He’s read all of my fics. He’s helped me decide on songs for my stripper fic. The best part of having a husband is making him read sex scenes to see if he thinks it’s hot and would work irl.

I also find the idea that one cant write smut after marriage? Like do you think all the romance authors are single?

My husband very much reaps the benefit of me reading and writing fic.

[starfles]

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[m0th0er]

so many little sweet angel anons want more frankie with maid,,,,,, you think it hasn't been my plan all along to frerard this shit. are you STUPID wait till MOTHER is READY.

KISSES!

xox

[koby-official]

THEY WANT YOU, THEY WANT YOU, THEY WANT YOU FOR A NEW RECRUIT! THEY WANT YOU, THEY WANT YOU, THEY WANT YOU FOR A NEW RECRUIT!

THEY

WANT

YOU!

oceanography what!??!?!?

[luxia-the-sillies]

also im surprised your anon asks are still on do you have a degrading kink or what

it's fun to watch you all show up so i can make fun of you, especially when i get to remind you how much of a coward you are, hiding behind anon

to put it simply, ragebaiting is pretty fun, and you know that, so keep coming =D

it's a shame you don't show up when we turn off anon asks really, it'd be fun to publicly humiliate you more, but it seems you're not really a fan of that

[mitamicah]

I got the - sorry for my word use - stupidest anon that chose to fatshame Käärijä by giving him a ‘stage name’ (you can probably guess what it was ... it was not very creative) ... my dude, you know that Käärijä is already a stagename for Jere Pöyhönen, right x’D?

I know I shouldn’t be entertaining people like this but I find it sort of amusing (also good try getting the käärijä fandom worked up about Jere’s weight that will definitely work out for you /s)

[omoriboii]

I just imagine Kel randomly lifting up chunky Sunny one day and getting a face full of that soft belly, and suddenly a revelation hits him as to why Basil seems to enjoy using Sunny as his own personal pillow

boy's confused. He didn't know fat people were soft. All he knows is that skin (muscle) is hard. Man's bamboozled.

[kerosene-saint]

do you like the color orange Y/N (…i realize that doesn’t really mean “yes or no” anymore)

no