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AHHHHHHH I did horribly for my history assignment and accidentally didn't do what my teacher asked AHHHHHHHHH
What are you doing in my workshop then, love? March yourself back there and tell them what happened. Send a messenger bird. Or, e the mail?--or however you humans do things. It never hurts to ask if you can redo or get an extension or partial credit, even, and the worst they can say is No.
Go ask, sooner rather than later. Your teachers are human too. I mean I assume so
*ties a couple of twigs on top of my head in the place of horns* good morning my fellow elf friend. Wonderful weather we’re having. You can really feel the arcana today. Don’t you agree?
*suppresses a light chortle with a fake groan* Oh my, what do my turquoise eyes see? But another elf- a me! Good day to you too! The arcana is indeed vibrant this morning. *Smirks and looks over your obvious disguise*
~Magnus using Hearth's borrowed phone~
Magnus: Do you have hour father's contact?
Hearth: Of course not
Magnus: So why do you have a contact named "Daddy"?
Hearth: ~sweats nervously looking to Blitz~
Sooo, I'm Minding My Own Business When ... 👀
“I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.”
He raised his brow, surprised at Krem’s boorishness, and responded with a lighthearted sarcasm.
“Oh? Perhaps it is not too late for that.”
yes fenris, i’m sure yelling his name out like that is going to entice him to come out
Shrapnel
4/20 19:24:57.329 Etharion 's ears begin to get a purple flush, rising slowly to the tips.
4/20 19:25:30.519 Etharion says: I got hit by a bit of shrapnel.
4/20 19:25:44.068 Etharion says: Hence the cane.
4/20 19:25:54.565 Etharion nods to the cane leaning against the table.
4/20 19:26:02.100 Thoran looks at the cane, lips pursed. "Yer legs t'en?"
4/20 19:26:22.000 Thoran gives Eth a quick look over, expecting to see the bulge of a bandage or such.
4/20 19:26:22.347 Etharion closes his eyes. "Nnnot exactly."
4/20 19:26:39.267 Thoran BALKS. "Not yer spine?!"
4/20 19:26:47.672 Thoran begins to have a look of panic about him.
4/20 19:26:52.880 Etharion bows his head, eyes still closed. "No. No. Nothing like that."
4/20 19:27:01.881 Etharion says: My...
4/20 19:27:11.849 Thoran frowns, kisses the top of the bowed head. "Yer what?"
4/20 19:27:34.360 Etharion takes a deep breath, then drives on. "Those pert cheeks you liked so much? They're not so pert and pretty anymore."
4/20 19:28:05.602 Etharion is blushing madly, his ears wilted like a dying flower. The elf actually looks ashamed.
4/20 19:28:37.265 Thoran frowns, then blinks, then BITES down on the inside of his cheek. "Ye got 'it in yer arse?" He will not laugh. He will NOT laugh, because this could be serious...
4/20 19:29:08.230 Etharion says: Left side.
4/20 19:29:21.244 Thoran places his hands on Eth's shoulders, still trying to hold in a laugh. "Yer gonna be okay t'ough?"
4/20 19:30:38.666 Etharion 's eyes crack open, showing tiny glints of gold as he peeks at Thoran through his lashes. "Yeah...they put a slow heal on me, so I'm not bedridden. But it'll be a couple weeks before I'm good to run around and jump and do normal things."
4/20 19:31:30.057 Etharion says: It was this giant, poison-spewing hydra...we killed it, but for some reason the poison gas started backing up inside it, and it...exploded.
4/20 19:31:40.960 Thoran nods, eyes his 'dying flower', then a snort of laughter gets by him. He coughs quickly to cover it up, trying to hide how badly he wants to laugh, but slowly it escapes.
4/20 19:32:02.367 Etharion looks at Thoran in dismay.
4/20 19:32:26.169 Etharion says: Thoran, it's not funny! I got a nine inch shard of bone stuck in my ass!
4/20 19:32:51.453 Etharion says: The scar is going to be hideous!
4/20 19:33:26.107 Thoran eventually bursts out laughing, because omg GAS...every crude joke he's ever heard comes rushing back as he pulls Eth to him. "Aye, love, t'is not funny, not in t'e least." He loses it again when Eth mentions the scar, doubling over, tears evident.
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