#silly pete

[falloutfellas]

i am a great fren

[petepositivity]

Important announcement

[i-am-the-agonist]

“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING

“Come here you nerd!”

[cailins]

Dear Pete,

Your need to touch Patrick makes my icon look really weird.

Love, Me

[incorrectwarehouse13quotes]

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo

Pete Lattimer, at some point

[liquidcoffee]

did

someone

say

FALL OUT BOY

[positively-pete]

*lounging on the floor by the TV, deep in thought before he speaks up to Hat, who happens to be sitting right next to him* You know, Hat, I think it would be cool if we could meet one of those... "fragile" things. You know, those puppet guys? I'm pretty sure there are some living under our house, but I don't know where, exactly. Do you have any ideas? *Hat just walks over to his food dish, eating the kibble without even a bark* Gee, thanks, Hat. Real helpful.

[positively-pete]

Pete x Cheese drabble

((This is gonna be really silly, but I still had a great time writing this. So enjoy :D))

It was a rather dark and dreary afternoon, which was to be expected of the aftermath of a particularly dreadful storm. The power had gone out due to lightning, leaving Pete without his newly found guilty pleasure of daytime television.

There was only one solution to this.

"Oh, mozzarella! You look stunning tonight!" Pete said dramatically to a cheese stick.

"Thank you, sir handsome Pete! For you are- Who is THAT!?" Pete provided the cheese with the girliest voice he could think of as he brought a slice of cheddar into the scene.

"I-It's nothing! Nobody!" Pete pretended to look around nervously.

"Nobody, you say?" Pete tried his best at a 'sexy' sounding voice, then giving a "DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!" noise.

"I think not! I am the beautiful cheddar that the handsome Pete loves. Right?"

"Mozzarella... Cheddar... I must confess! I have a secret lover!" Pete feigned a loud gasp.

"... Her name is... Swiss!"

"Swiss!? That wannabe with the holes? How ever could you be falling for her?"

"Well, while she may have holes, she fills the hole in my he-..." Suddenly, the phone rang, leading Pete to drop his little drama to pick it up.

"Hey... Dad? Hi! What am I doing? ... Oh... I'm just... uhh... watching... T.V. ... I guess."

~ End~