Pirates have decided to lay siege to our colony at Steelforge Lake! Such an insult cannot be allowed to stand!
There are so many of them, and—hey!
I blame You for this. You specifically. How dare You? How could You be so rude??
On an unrelated note, is it just me, or does You look slightly like a colonist from my first RimWorld series back on my other blog? It's the first thing I thought of when I saw You, at least.
Mechi is off to deal with these unwanted visitors with no backup at all. Overconfidence? Maybe. We'll have Necromancer Tokori on standby.
Sike! Just kidding. Mechi knows what he's doing, unlike these misinformed pirates who thought we would be easy to defeat.
I bet the sound of an orbital bombardment is LOUD.
Don't worry, though: You survived the onslaught and made the wise choice to flee. You might be smarter than I thought. Good job!
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