#sillykink

[wintertraumaposting]

100,000 year old goddess *lighting a cigarette*: "Y'know I remember creating the forest your people live in. I probably planted the tree you were born in, isn't that funny?"

1000 year old elf: "Ccan yuou put that out on mme??"

[vallery133g]

Meet hot uma here

[princess-jden]

having intense sex with my age regressor girlfriend and afterwards we're both lying in bed next to eachother smoking cigarettes except she's not smoking she just has a lollipop and is pretending to smoke it

[sillytboypup]

I need my tboy to get me pregnant, the sexy man in the dinosaur movie told me that life finds a way. Try harder

[wolfdykeviolet]

Cooking smash burgers for a girl to signal I wanna smash her into a flat disc as well

Making intense eye contact when I smash the patty into the griddle, no sound but the sizzle, yet I've said all I needed to:

"This will be you later"

[wintertraumaposting]

"There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole."

"Foxgirl pussy is so good it makes you believe in god??"

[wintertraumaposting]

Human: "Wow, so like, you finished mage training before my great-great-great-great grandmother was even born, isn't that crazy?"

Most normal elf MILF (hungrily): "Ccan I tie your shhoelaces?"

[wintertraumaposting]

"Uhh, it's pretty relative I think?"

Girl with an incest kink: "hhh pretty relative??"