50+1/2 out-of-context-dnd inspired rp starters
//Let's make this a proper prompt list. All quotes from outofcontextdnd and, hoh boy, make they for some interesting RP starters.
1. “I forgot for six levels…”
2. “Are you sure you’re not a supervillain? Your motivation is literally to conquer the world.”
3. “What’s the silverware’s dexterity?”
4. “I’m an adult and I can make my own bad decisions!”
5. “Okay new rule, if anyone’s eyes start glowing ominously kick them in the junk immediately.”
6. "It’s like 52 card pickup, except it kills people!"
7. “I had a similar plan, but it’s less stupid.“
8. And something miraculous happens. Your brain, it actually works!
9. “My acrobatics skills allows me some moral flexibility.”
9A. "I’m acrobatics as fuck!”
10. “I sit in the corner and consider murder.”
11. "If I see a wanted poster with my face on it, I sign it."
12. “Yeah there’s no way you’re getting out of this without being on fire.”
13. “Can everyone stop over-reacting? It was *only* a murder!”
14. "Stop being disappointed in me wearing clothes!"
15. “Guys, I swear I didn’t mean to escape prison, it was an accident.”
16. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, BURNING HANDS!"
17. “We’re not pirates, we’re aggressive bullet salesmen.”
18. "Talk to the horses BEFORE we decide to stake the place out!"
19. “I am a genius when others help me. “
20. “It was such a beautiful plan, it just didn’t survive contact with reality.”
21. “I strive to be helpful and unsettling, I suppose.”
22. “Hey buddy! Wanna help me do something stupid?”
23. “I have two skills: Destruction and Style.”
24. “Whatever their half-baked plans are, we need to make sure they don’t interfere with our own half-baked plans – otherwise we’ll all end up with quarter-baked plans and that’s practically raw.”
25. "As a bonus action, I commit arson."
26. “YOU HAVE THE MORAL COMPASS OF A ROULETTE WHEEL”
27. “In our defense, we’re morons.”
28. "Once it makes sense it will hopefully make sense"
29. "You’re damaged, but in a good way."
30. "Just to be clear: we’re all down to resist arrest, right?"
31. “I didn’t think about what to do when I got up here, I expected to fail” - “We all did”
32. “Oh, I remember you from the darkest corners of my nightmares!”
33. "Sorry about all the arson, I was trying to not die and got carried away."
34. “Other than the looming threat of death it’s been fun”
35. "Did you just propose to the enemy?"
36. “We have too much dignity for that.” - “We do?”
37. “I think if we don’t set off all the traps we’re not doing it right.”
38. “Oh yeah, almost dying is pretty much a habit at this point”
39. “That is an incredibly evil act. Let’s do it.”
40. “Are you inventing new theological branches just to spite me?”
41. “I only murdered one guy! How does that make me a bad person?”
42. “Stop killing (them) for a second!”
43. "Oh no, my evil cult got weird."
44. “We have to make that one special dead.”
45. “Sure, I could knock but I don’t want to, because I’m a criminal.”
46. "How do you safely remove someone’s skull?"
47. “I had everything planned! Except for soap. I never accounted for soap.”
48. “Ok its time to free a horse from hell jail”
49. “That’s adorable. We’ll kill (them) last.”
50. "When do the repeated horrible deaths begin?"