Jan 28
Some Silva/Bond text memes if you guys care:
First batchhhh
In the 2nd its Silva texting to Bond btw
Enjoy lol, the templates are stolen sorryyyyy
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Some Silva/Bond text memes if you guys care:
First batchhhh
In the 2nd its Silva texting to Bond btw
Enjoy lol, the templates are stolen sorryyyyy
Silva: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Q: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Bond.
Silva, pointing their hot glue gun towards Q: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Moneypenny: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Q: *looks over at James and Silva*
Q: Is it “sexual tension”?
Q: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Silva: We're chopsticks!
Q: Well... that's cute!
Q: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Bond: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Q: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
M: I sleep with a knife.
James : Both of you are pathetic.
M: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
James : Silva.
Silva, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Silva: THERE. Now send it.
M : Your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Silva: JUST DO IT!
later
Q: So what does it say?
James, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Q:
James:
Q: Gross-
Okay, so I may not have burst into flame and it may have been the first time I've ever gone anywhere and come back the same color I was when I left, but it was a learning experience!
Like, I learned what a dolphin skeleton looks like (also, rotting flesh smells terrible, who'da thunk it) and also it never fails that I will hear at least one gay slur from the family I went with. I mean, they're a nice family, but when they say or do things like that it kind of just puts me so far off the edge.
But for something to laugh at, we had been watching Skyfall when the comment came up. The bad guy was feeling up Bond and I was sitting there all hot and bothered and the uncle says, "What is he, a homo?" and the family tittered while I sat there flushed with a dumb grin on my face. Can I just? I found a new pair! :D
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