Okay, so I may not have burst into flame and it may have been the first time I've ever gone anywhere and come back the same color I was when I left, but it was a learning experience!
Like, I learned what a dolphin skeleton looks like (also, rotting flesh smells terrible, who'da thunk it) and also it never fails that I will hear at least one gay slur from the family I went with. I mean, they're a nice family, but when they say or do things like that it kind of just puts me so far off the edge.
But for something to laugh at, we had been watching Skyfall when the comment came up. The bad guy was feeling up Bond and I was sitting there all hot and bothered and the uncle says, "What is he, a homo?" and the family tittered while I sat there flushed with a dumb grin on my face. Can I just? I found a new pair! :D